ben
@guidetobirds.bsky.social
guidetobirds on twitter, thegoalie on bandcamp, i have several email addresses as well
i like that we’re relatively unlikely to be permanently flooded
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i like that we’re relatively unlikely to be permanently flooded
if your power was ever discovered, the us government would hire constellis to capture you and milk you like a gravel cow
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if your power was ever discovered, the us government would hire constellis to capture you and milk you like a gravel cow
that line was so weird. it's the one thing at which bob has been consistently great. balls passed slowly back to him on the ground are his weakness
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
that line was so weird. it's the one thing at which bob has been consistently great. balls passed slowly back to him on the ground are his weakness
(AI Lil B standing behind the counter at gamestop) “Remember when gaming was about showing love to pikachu — rather than showing hate, to your fellow man?”
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
(AI Lil B standing behind the counter at gamestop) “Remember when gaming was about showing love to pikachu — rather than showing hate, to your fellow man?”
well yeah but he's also the guy who did the moneyball in the 2011 hit film Moneyball
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
well yeah but he's also the guy who did the moneyball in the 2011 hit film Moneyball
now the shirt is interesting, because you told my cat you were allergic to him..
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
now the shirt is interesting, because you told my cat you were allergic to him..
well would you rather live in the woods or in the arctic? a yeti could become a bigfoot simply by moving towards the melting snow
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
well would you rather live in the woods or in the arctic? a yeti could become a bigfoot simply by moving towards the melting snow
do you think he /knows/ that
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
do you think he /knows/ that
leveling the australian punter like that was maybe not necessary. he’s just a little guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
leveling the australian punter like that was maybe not necessary. he’s just a little guy
chelsea are being frustratingly sensible with steve
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
chelsea are being frustratingly sensible with steve
did the mouse at least have an appointment
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
did the mouse at least have an appointment