Thank you for the like, Chiitan

The sliding puzzle in the guest house is unforgivable though. Imagine going to stay over at Dracula's and you have to solve the worst type of puzzle ever made just to take a piss

I love how in both the Advance and DS collection, the Soma game is both last and best (at least so far on DoS). Like they only whip this twink out when it's time to make kino

Wait. February...Valentine's Day release...
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WAIT WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GIRLS

Please oh please oh please let the horn be something tolerable

"This is not a pipe. Now THIS is a pipe."

"Surely this is where I use the fishing net, right?" No, you fool, you use it to catch a runaway letter Z later in dreamland.

"What about the snorkel?" Wrong again! You need it to swim through the pile of gold in the dragon's hoard.

Posts that made me say "no fucking way" out loud

Oh I love the hair

Pfff, I almost called this pie "the kind of hospitality you piss on"

You try to eat this and the camera goes all tilty and the lighting gets really intense. Your mom looks like a 50s tv housewife even though that's not her usual style. "What's wrong, honey? I thought you looooved piiiiiie! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA"