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Just being a little silly to battle the dread.

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Oh my heart. I don't have enough words to describe how deeply I feel, so I can only draw *sobs..... my godddddd. #frankenstein2025
The Creature from Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein 2025. Feeling the early rays of sun on his face, in what one hopes can be a gentle caress from the world for his aching heart.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Soap and his Soap-like properties.
#soap #johnmactavish
Soapy boy, smiling likely looking at you know who. Doing you know what. Actually, who knows what. Throw your theories out for what Ghost might have done to get Soap smiling like this.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Out here bein all, silly like, goober dynamics
Lil cat in the dark. Beam of light shines upon his wee face. The observer from above makes god awful creature sounds. The kitty merely judges with a frown. With light mew and thoughtful stare. Kitty chewm toes
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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SO I met Neil in August. Such a lovely man, truly.

I wanted to share earlier because he looks so GREAT?!... But couldn't cuz every time I look at this I'm haunted by the memory of stumbling and stepping on his foot...

I knowingly made this clown-reality for myself 🤡....
The perfectly wonderful lovely stunning Neil Ellice, and a clown with her edited hairline crying her face off, from Galaxy Con San Jose in August of this year (2025) I met Neil a day earlier, took an even worse photo that will never see the light of day. Unless heavily edited. LMAO. BUT this day, I was so nervous my dumb ass didn't eat much and was pretty space cadet (ilu Kells and Howl, thank u for saving my ass). So when photo op happened and it was my turn, Neil said "Hello again!" and I was like 'tee hee' and jingled my way over to stand by his side... But he opened his arms for a hug which I was not ready for, and his bicep close lined my throat and I stumbled and stepped right on his foot........ And he grunted....... Mortified I was like oh shit I am so sorry 5 million times... And he was rubbing my back and was like 'Its fine its fine! Are we going to do something funny??' And all I could think of was like.... 'Whimsical hand, ponder the orb, I'm gonna draw sparkles on it later' and he was like 'Perfect'. ... Its wild how such a tiny amount of time, I'd say like literally all that happened in less than 30 seconds, including the picture... Sigh. My friends met be outside of the booth and I was staring into the void and just wanted to find a hole to crawl in. Technically I am now, since I live in Alaska and its going to be a winter wasteland soon and I'm gonna become an even deeper cave creature. In conclusion...... I now call my shoes the 'Neil Stepper 9000s'.
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Power couple power kissing
#ghoap
Simon and Johnny locking lips during an excursion together. It’s a kinda kiss where you press ur lips so hard against the others because you just can’t get any closer. Wish I knew what that was like BUT I CAN IMAGINE IT.
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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If you see this, show us how you draw them man tiddies 🍈🍈

(more clothed boob than reveal boob im sry but i just love how clothes are snug or hang off some bazoingas ykno)
Simon 'vampire' Riley cleavage w. chest hair Charon in a sinfully tight black tank top Ghost Power Stance Dork Man Boob Clench...... iykyk you know who you are HAHAHHA Well well well. More Simon Riley torturing his sergeant with thirst trap pics
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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He's used to it 🫶 #ghoap

(Legit I woke up to both my cats snuggled in as close as they could possibly snuggle and was inspired🥹)
Soap and Ghost. Big scary shooty shooty bang bang COD bros. or. Johnny and Simon. A sleeping Simon is plastered atop an equally sleeping Johnny, leaving his side of the bed abandoned. Simon's nose nuzzling under chin, his lips likely getting ticked by the magnificent Scot's chest hair. Leg and arm locked over the top of Johnny's accepting form. Johnny has become an expert at acclimatizing to the wandering overheated koala bear he calls his boyfrien.
August 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I think I have an internal "Simon being weird man" timer quota I can't ever fight. #simonriley #iwouldtrusthimwithmyluggage
Simon Riley utilizing his minor lazy eye and a grin splitting across his face, showing his cute crooked teeth im totally not obsessed over and think about way too much. Another note, Simon, THINKING hes unassuming and making people go 'oh weird guy just ignore' when SURE maybe some. But I'd say this is a look he does under his mask wayyyyyyyyyyy more than he thinks and doesn't realize the extent of the crack head energy.
August 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Waiting for air-pwane
Small clown blob on an uncomfortable terminal bench, with a giant suit case that I had to wait 3 hours before I could check in. At the big age of 29 I be trying to be brave traveling alone lol. I've already blasted this to the inner circles but it makes me laugh, because I actually look just like this I'm ngl.
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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What EVER could have perked Simon "legal is my middle name" Riley's eyebrows. #ghoap
this was some expressions practice and idk if im just actually losing my mind i was laughing the whole time doing it. Simons got his head locked in just so where hes got his neck skin wrinking, looking on in dead fish eye amusement while his fingers are laced together in front of him like hes about to rub his hands like a little fly Johnny is also experiencing whatever it is with Simon, a little more concern knits his brows together. He stands in a ready for action almost but uncertain still. Is he concerned about Simon or what is happening? The world may never know.
August 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This was a self indulgent thing when I waz sad.

If you got small hands like me, JUST KNOW, that Ghost could do this... grippys with his fingees
two hands, palm to palm... (fingers to fingers??) one hand is very large, very hairy. the tips of this particular hands fingers go over the top of the smaller hands and grip down in a silly way.
July 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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They'll always find each other 🖤

#ghostsoap #ghoap
A very dehydrated, slightly decaying, vampire Ghost looms above Soap in the glow of a small candle. Majority of his face is nothing but skull and hunks of burnt flesh clinging to the bone while blood drips from his mangled lip-less maw and now sharp glistening canines, onto Soaps chest below him. Ghost is crawling up between Soaps legs (upon an invisible cot, its there trust me *sweats). Simon is trying to comfort his Johnny, who is squeezing his eyes shut while tears stream down the side of his face, weeping bitterly in a pain driven haze. His anguish driving him to 'imagine' his dead lieutenant he had to leave alone. Johnny is turning his head back to lean into the cold hand that is petting his forehead. Sobbing how sorry he is he had to leave him, and for not being there to stop his mistake from killing him.
July 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Thank
The clown lies in her drool puddle
July 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Whiplash vibe change right quick... Cuz I just really needed to see them cooking together all comfy and safe, and eepy lol 🖤 #ghostsoap
Soap and Ghost from the shooty shooty war bang bang game but DOMESTIC. Together they are exhausted, finally on a leave together, wanting to make a wholesome dinner but they are so very very very, very tired. .... the artist needed inspiration to chop vegetables while very tired after a long day so what better way than to forget the vegetables, and draw your favorite characters doing it instead? yeah thatll solve my lack of meal porbelms. Ghost is wearing a Celine Dion 1996 Tour thsirt because my theme for them since the beginning has been "thats the way it is" i dont know why, it just clicked in my brain and i can't shake it.
July 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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After watching Nosferatu I was hashtag, inspired.. And here we are, super angsty ww2 era vampire au here we go. I got more stuffs and deets on my ptrn for early acsess (link below), but Ill also be posting here after some time passes in-between ~ .. wingin it...🦇

#ghostsoap #ghostsoapau #vampireau
Alternative universe Vampire GhostSoap. Ghost is looking really dehydrated, falling a part a little bit, doesn't have 85% of his face but hes got his tongue at least. Which is sampling Soap's neck meats flavor wise. He ain't biting... YET. Soap is eager to offer up his goods. At least in my book he is. They are much too clean as I'm realizing, I should have busted out the grunge brush, thrown some grime. But alas Nosferatu inspired me so the drama overtook the realism I think.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Anybody care for a chonk of bear?
A rotund black bear, seeking greenery snackage at the late hours. To munch, and scurry, thine hips jiggle.
July 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Oh my god I forgot we did this @aussiepineapple1st.bsky.social
lost to the file folders it was, in a 3 am blunder likely LOL 🙃😂
A wide swath of doodles of home boys Ghost and Soap in a multitude of situations. From Ghosts ass cheeks out in a shower showing full tramp stamp, to Soap looking at Ghost through a tiny window, telling him he sees him through this tiny window. Also Gaz and Price cameo.
July 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Varying degrees of 'pre-dinner mayonnaise' I have no explanation for #ghostsoap 🤹‍♀️
Ghost with his nose pressed firmly to Soaps temple. Ghost is fine, this is normal behavior. Soap looks on to the horizon, wondering how he got into this position. John MacTavish befriended the Simon Riley in the alley, now he is assuming all physical, emotional, and spiritual needs will be met by the man who went pspspspsps. Soap has glowing blue raspberry eyeballs, piercing through time and space towards a befuddled Ghost. All while Soap says 'pweese' Yes I watched Barbie. for the first time. I know im so behind.... This barbie thought Barbie the movie came out last year, when it did not!! It was 2 YEARS ago!! WOW. So I needed to put Soap and Ghost in the cowgirl fit asap. I literally couldn't rest, currently not resting. Soap flexes with his winning man grimace, Ghost gives a hearty thumbs up while his eyes roll back in his skull clad in a skull. All while they are both losing feeling in their lower extremities. They have a lot of man to tuck up in there. Non dead Soap MacTavish clutches his urn, on the Scottish cliffs overlooking the sea in hues of purples n oranges and a lot of clash most likely. His pants are down for some reason maybe Ghost ate him out idk, his gstring is pink, and the pose was just like that because the reference photo was weird and I just let it flow you know. He flips the camera off saying he LIVED BITCH AHAHA.
July 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Well I just couldn't resist that HUAHA! #ghostsoap
Mask clad Ghost grips the fibers of Soaps little navy number t-shirt, yankin him forward with words of intent. "Your face. GAY SCOTSMAN. It needs my kisses" Quoted from prev reply from an incredible memage
July 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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OFC 🖤✨ I read the first couple pages and the lady fumbled her basket and he picked her up, and she said she felt her womb awaken.
Highland Light by Cherime MacFarlane Cover shows a man, bicep FLEXED, pectoral PUMPED. Hand GRIPPING. Upon a lassie with her hair down and likey twisting his nads underneath all that kilt.
June 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Baking Duty | Final Pages & Epilogue lol

They baked, they sang, they danced. They smooch.
Got a lil precarious there but we out here learnin, just like home boys on the ethicality of using store bought goods to fill in competition gaps.

#cod #141bros #price #gaz ;) #laswell #soapghost
Ghost and Soap see the other three out the window as they walk away. Soap then suggests they start cleaning at the back, Ghost agrees enthusiastically with a ‘do lets’ and cops a feel on Soap booty cheek. He gets caught out immediately, Soap grippin that wrist suggesting Ghost wants to be part of the mess. Soap: I’ve been tasked to redeem ye. What kinda start is this? Soap locks Ghost's hand in a gorilla grip, tweaking the meat of his palm making Ghost go owie. Trying to defend himself that it was just a little pick him up. Soap asks if earlier when they went out for a smoke together WASNT a pick me up?! Ghost blew some raspberries into Soaps neck because he’s just that type of guy. Unpredictable. It was not satiating to Ghost thirst. Soap: Whats yer play then? Ghost: Pull rank of course. Soap: Watch me do all the work? Ghost: With pleasure… Mission Accomplished. Soap lived up to his namesake. Ghost as well. (ok he helped lol, cleaning up is like onion duty at a fast food chain restaurant. You can get used to a higher rank privilege of avoiding it, but you always those efficient capabilities deep inside, just where he wants SoapWHATHAHA) Soap exclaimed hes READY TO GOO, he starts jabbering about his thoughts on how Price managed to convince them to even do this, or how he got space at a test kitchen. Ghost takes his mask off, gets Soap’s attention putting a hand on his shoulder and turning his face towards him. Soap offers the spare medical mask he has in his bag if Simon didn’t bring anything other than his skully one. Because he's precious and always thinks about others. Ghost kisses him, pressing his lips to Soaps gently pulling him close. Soap asks Ghost if hes trying to butter him up, being sweet on him for a good report to Price later. Ghost says hes always sweet on him. Soap shoves him back Soap: I don’t ken ye’ve earned my sweet lips… yet… Yer gonnae have’tae be a real good boy Ghost is befuddled level one Soap: Tiem to maek lie’ spugs! Right gaggin fer tha wee dram! (translation: time to fly little small house sparrows, i am really craving a glass of the finest scotch) Ghost is befuddled level two Soap asks Roach : If ye don’t mind my askin, how’d ye end up with yer shop? Roach signs ‘accident’, as it was an on base incident where he put himself between a blast and a lower ranking fellow while working artillery demos. However before he can even communicate that, Ghost cuts in with “Cuz his laryngina got blown up” Soap looks on in horror saying oh aye, sounds painful.. Roach looks on with a neutral expression. Until he twists the absolute fuck outta Ghosts left nipple, through his hoodie and tight ass muscle shirt while Ghost attempts to laugh but is currently seeing god as he exclaims in anguish with a smile on his face still. The Laswells finally finished the video, Nadine asks if Kate feels better after 6 hours of unedited raw footage of UK special forces floundering around a kitchen because they love her. Kate: I feel like I know too much. This is a lot to process. Nadine: How so? Kate: I’d kill anyone for those boys… Nadine mutters to calm down lol, while Cookie, THE crusty white dog of the tales of old makes his cameo popping up behind them. He senses a presence. Nadine: What bothers me!!! Does Simon smoke that much all the time? Kate: (sigh) Nadine: I’ll have words. Kate: Yes.. Sure… Nadine throws Kate's phone to the side table saying it's time for Kate to get some rest, Cookie gestures towards the Colin shaped visage looming in the darkness. Kate asks Nadine to remind her to recruit Sanderson BECAUSE OF COURSE she knows exactly who he is as soon as they mention Roach. WHO KNOWS (eye emoji, he could make a come back in later situations) LATER: Kate and Nadine stand in their kitchen over a chocolate Colin Slab Face (tim) while she talks to Price over the phone. Kate: Listen Joh, I loved the video. But I really don’t need decapitated Colin face slabs. What am I supposed to do? Mount them like some kind of big game trophy? Price is caught unprepared as he hears the news. He will likely have words with some practical jokesters. OR is planning a seance.
June 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Eclipse the sun. With their love.
Realizing I can do this, got excited. Soopy and Googy at maximum angle capabilities.
June 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Baking Duty | pg. 18 - 20

The conclusion of the baking activities at least, the caterpillar cakes beat them down, irreparable jammage 😏 sounds like they might need to kiss about it or somethin...
Gary “ Roach” Sanderson goes through 8 stages of grief upon hearing that Price has put him in charge of the muppet brigade. To which they immediately unleash the puns of war. Commentary as follows... Ghost: Bloke walks into a bakery and asks “ is this gluten free?”.. The Baker pulls out his M870 and dusts him all over the shop. Gaz: Ghost man…. That fell flat Soap: I’m never bready for your jokes Gaz: Oh my days… Roll it up. Ghost: Why do SAS make for good bakers?... Because we’re dough-getters Soap: Aye, its whisky business Ghost: You risin’ to the challenge? Gaz: You never mince words sit Ghost: Cuz Im muffin’ if not thorough Soap: Ye always know how to butter me up Gaz: Wow.. Layin it on a bit thick there Ghost: Zest appeal. Soap: Any good cake’s got layers Gaz: That why your buns are so big? Ghost: That's knead-to-know Soap: C’mon don’t be flaky! Gaz: Bit stodgy of you While Roach stares in gay judgement. Gaz’s Colin Roll, forgotten in the freezer, is being whacked against the side of the tables by Soap, who is amazed at how it's ‘pure dead solid!’ and makes an absolutely astute observation that they cannot eat it. Gaz looks on in confusion. They will return to this Colin at a later time. So they move on to Soaps creation. He’s equipped his Cuthbert with the works, a full spiked ensemble and the weirdness continues as Gaz inspects how to even fucking eat the thing. “ Ghost is munching on the bag of spare pretzel sticks Gaz: Perimeter is too secure, nobodys gettin into this cake… Ghost: Patience and a good appetite, eat your way in, one bite at a time Soap jumps in, hand slamming down with vigor Soap: Belay tha! Direct assault, right doon the middle full force bite Ghost: You riskin a pretzel through the hard palate? Rock salad an’ open wound askin fer trouble. Soap: No risk, no reward baby. Punch through the middle then- Gh: Improvise, repurpose those pretzels into shovels, dig round the outside. Ambush. Soap: Compromise structural integrity! They are made for each other Gaz: Need an assist Cap’, can't grizz this one out (some military term for enduring something miserable) Back to Gaz’s Colin. Soap found a hand-saw, because of course he did. He saws at the frozen cake with Ghost draped over his shoulders like a military issued space blanket. Ghost says he needs to be careful, as sharp pointy bits are more his thing. They nuzzle each other with the forces of whatever the fuck it is they got going on lol, something in the air man, makes Gaz and Raoch embrace to level the playing field. While Price naps in the background, mulling on his grief realizing he can’t fucking bake lmao. Gaz is DONE. He asks Roach if they can be done, to which he enthusiastically gives him a loud thumbs up. And follows it up with suggesting “PUB?” instead. Gaz asks if its too early for a love confession. Ghost cuts in and tells Roach to GIVE OVER whos the winner? We done all this work for nowt (thanks manchester dictionary). Soap elbows him in the gut over his “WE” mention. Roach throws an empty beer can to snap Price out of his “Nap”. Price comes in hot with a ROIGHT and rakes me over the coals because my dumb mid life crisis lmao and we WRAPPING THIS THANG UP. He shoves Ghost to the side while throwing a tenner to Soap and Gaz as the tied winners. Behind the scenes Gaz gave Soap the tenner because he knows Soap is going to give it to him later because he knows that boy better than he knows himself. Ghost cuts in front of the (maybe on) camera to tell Laswell he wouldn’t be doin this for just anyone, showing himself to the general public like this. And gestures to a very obscure cookie jar with a sus face.
June 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Behold ✨
Neil Ellice being cheeky
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM