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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · Feb 22

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 14h

Smarten the fuck up

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 17h

Look, Link! Someone has discarded their shirt into the side of the road! Could this be the chance for a fashion revolution for you?

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 20h

Invisible Nintendo creatures have been seen accosting a poor baby!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 21h

Your MOM’S a dodongo!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 21h

The Fairy Slingshot is the gayest weapon we could find, so surely it could defeat Ganon!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 21h

(Gwonam steps out of the cartoon world)

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 1d

(Gwonam steps into the cartoon world)

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 1d

(Cut to King Harkinian and Morshu riding in a Warthog, His Majesty in the gunner platform as the Covenant rains down Hell around them)

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

WHO LEAVES FOUR FUCKING CHIPS IN A BAG YOU PSYCHO

Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 2d

HEY THERE WERE FOUR CHIPS IN THE BAG I LEFT ON THE COUNTER YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK YOU

Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 2d

there was enough dip in there for like four chips dude

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Harlequin’s weakness is his ASMR fetish!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for taking my horrific penis disease seriously, Link. It means a lot to me.

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Kickflip over Death Mountain to progress!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

King Harkinian is out at bingo tonight, so he said that I have to eat his meal as well as mine. Bring me the Royal Ladle!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Goronu has been voted “Most Divorceable” once again this year after a tough contest with Beedle!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

(Slams refrigerator door) WHO ATE ALL THE FUCKING DIP AND PUT THE EMPTY FUCKING TUB BACK IN THE FRIDGE?!?!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to the world of the unknown…

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

The Cigarette Elemental holds the next clue…

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

The dwarves know explosion magic.

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

If you took one single peek into my mindscape your head would explode. Because of the dwarves.

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

Looking forward to the Link patch notes where they finally remove the “stupid” part of him!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

Gwonam Ally Portfolio!

Tulin is a trust fund baby who loves to piss me off! Like most freaks in Hyrule, he doesn’t wear pants and loves to crack wise! The worst part is that he idolizes Link of all people! Get this brat to therapy now!!!!!!!!

Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3d

I can do a lot, but making Link kill Ganon is one of my toughest trials yet…

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · Feb 3

I'm not the hintsmith I'm the smith that hinted up

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · Jan 11