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@gymcarlo.com
Short king looking for the middle ground between the gym and Nintendo. 🏋🏻🕹️ 🏳️🌈 🎵 🤓
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Can’t stop thinking about my fav Claude AI loading message
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can’t stop thinking about my fav Claude AI loading message
I had a really nice date today and now Hinge is down IS IT A SIGN?!
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I had a really nice date today and now Hinge is down IS IT A SIGN?!
Charizard
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Charizard
Eked out a 5K in the cool sun
Not bad considering my Friday night
Not bad considering my Friday night
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Eked out a 5K in the cool sun
Not bad considering my Friday night
Not bad considering my Friday night
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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Lived out the John Lewis ad at Drumsheds last night (they played the song)
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Lived out the John Lewis ad at Drumsheds last night (they played the song)
Do I go to a disco rave solo tonight?
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Do I go to a disco rave solo tonight?
Made it to the gym before work, please clap
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Made it to the gym before work, please clap
The gym didn’t have enough towels so I was one of those oddities sitting in the sauna in my underwear
(Yes it’s all sweat)
(Yes it’s all sweat)
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The gym didn’t have enough towels so I was one of those oddities sitting in the sauna in my underwear
(Yes it’s all sweat)
(Yes it’s all sweat)
I took too much unpaid leave last month.
Anyone know the best way to sell things from your underwear drawer? Hah
Anyone know the best way to sell things from your underwear drawer? Hah
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I took too much unpaid leave last month.
Anyone know the best way to sell things from your underwear drawer? Hah
Anyone know the best way to sell things from your underwear drawer? Hah
Redownloaded Hinge. Thrilled to see it still does that thing where it feeds you super hot people you’ll never match with
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Redownloaded Hinge. Thrilled to see it still does that thing where it feeds you super hot people you’ll never match with
I had like seven 🟢 insta stories in a row today and let me tell you I replied 🔥 to every single one
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I had like seven 🟢 insta stories in a row today and let me tell you I replied 🔥 to every single one
Just saw a topless runner during my walk through the common and honestly? Like a much needed whiff of summer
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just saw a topless runner during my walk through the common and honestly? Like a much needed whiff of summer
Ready to face the elements (go to a new M&S)
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ready to face the elements (go to a new M&S)
Having the flu all week meant I could grow my beard out and see how much more grey it has these days
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Having the flu all week meant I could grow my beard out and see how much more grey it has these days
Either this second jab is hitting me hard or I’m ill
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Either this second jab is hitting me hard or I’m ill
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ok so the second gonorrhoea vaccine jab kills your arm as much as the first, got it 😵💫
Wished into to the ether that a meeting I had to run today would be rescheduled, and guess what? 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Wished into to the ether that a meeting I had to run today would be rescheduled, and guess what? 🥲
Went up to someone last night at Roast because I thought I recognised them from Bluesky and it… wasn’t them 💀
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Went up to someone last night at Roast because I thought I recognised them from Bluesky and it… wasn’t them 💀
I have a man here who’s fallen asleep on my sofa. Do I forgive him because he’s cute?
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I have a man here who’s fallen asleep on my sofa. Do I forgive him because he’s cute?
Gonna post this too, actually 😌
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gonna post this too, actually 😌
Opted for the nice underwear tonight
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Opted for the nice underwear tonight
I mean look how cute she is :3
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I mean look how cute she is :3