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Francis Ford Cornucopia
@hackett.bsky.social
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Attorney, writer, dad. Stories in PseudoPod, DailySF, and elsewhere. Bad climber and worse runner (he/they)
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Hard agree, BUT sometimes employees will direct someone out of the long lines when they’re backed up but the express lanes are low or empty. Happened to me once, super awkward
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Thanks John! 🙏🏻
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I know it’s not in the true spirit of the question, but “to make money” seems to be the answer, as far as I can tell
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Something something leopards something something faces
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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It really was a gem to read
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Move aside
And let the mango through
Let the mango through
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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We just call that flashing, but then again I’m pretty sure there was no flash for this shot
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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At first I thought this was about that photo from the jewel heist investigation
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I can’t eat ramen anymore without thinking about whether the noodles squeak. Such a great movie
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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👀😬
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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There’s a lot going on there for a Troma flick
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Thanks man! 🙏🏻
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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👀
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM