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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 1m

"Hey, I'm just trying to convince you with calming tones that I'm not the bad guy here while we take healthcare away from millions of Americans."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 2m

Johnson is lying to you. Okay?

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 3m

"Without you as our leader this would not have happened, and I embrace the division and chaos and destruction you have caused. Thank you, Jesus Trump!"

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 5m

"And with those words, I'm retiring from politics."

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 32m

"We just don't do anything with our ideas. That's what Project 25 is for."

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 36m

"And I am blessing President Trump's ass with my lips."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 1h

Does the watch say "Time for Fascism"?

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 12h

"Also, a couple of them look Latino and ICE might get 'em."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 16h

"Time to unplug him and plug him back in again."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

"Yeah, but I wanted to give my Republican colleagues a paid vacation. And then let them hide from their constituents."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

"Let me spin Rep. Gallego's verbal beatdown of my bullshit."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

"I was not told there would be a quiz today."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

"I'm still not sure what we're fighting other than jail time for me."

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

Fake Nobel Piece of Shit Prize with Trump on face of medallion.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17h

"Blah blah blah Democrats, illegal aliens, drug dealers, I'll have an Obamacare replacement in two weeks."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 18h

Not much of a brag, Kash. You're part of the foundation.

Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 18h

"I would like to remind the American public: they built this country in 249 years, and in 8 short months, Mr President, you have crippled their foundation."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 18h

"We're going to bomb fishing boats in Lake Michigan!"

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 18h

"We are going to make up a lie so big they won't be able to cover it up."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 19h

Resting Fascist Face.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 19h

Wear him down, Senator Gallego!

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 20h

Rep. McGovern with the right words at the right time.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 20h

Ordered.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 20h

J: You guys are experts at red herrings.

G: And you are bad at bullshitting.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 22h

An administration of trashy liars. Welcome to America!

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