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Sam
@halborski.bsky.social
Baseball & cats & aquariums & whatever else I feel like

he/him/any OH->CA->IN
on the edge of Gen X / Gen Y
while reading his phone
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's also just a popular opinion. It just sucks you had to be the person to get caught saying it out loud.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
After all the effort @killjamesbond.bsky.social went through to finally kill James Bond it would be rude to bring him back.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Apparently it is not illegal to date, impregnate, and then marry a 15 year old when you're 32 years old and live in France.

Also worth mentioning a good part of the plot of the movie Leon was pulled from experience and not fiction.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Zorg actually has charisma, though.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
of course he'd like Technically Cleared of All Charges Luc Besson
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tina why
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I can relate. I'm I'm a small town in Indiana and I can own a home for under $100k but there's nothing to do and all my neighbors have maga flags.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you're making $23/hr then getting a Big Mac combo is like half an hour of your labor. Just going to somewhere mediocre like an Olive Garden is going to be like 1.5-2 hours.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When I was growing up in the 80s/90s I'd get one new pair of shoes every year and last years shoes would be my "play shoes"
I buy my kids shoes now and after 6 months the soles are falling off and the sides are ripping. I see the same thing with name brand shoes for me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Compared to when?
Compared to the middle ages when shoes were straps of leather wrapped around your feet? Yeah, probably.
Compared to shoes you could buy a decade or two ago? Not even close.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The only situation I can see where they're not permanently banned is if someone was holding their families under some sort of threat if they didn't cooperate - and even then I'd assume it's still a lifetime ban because MLB has to be zero tolerance.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm curious how long they're going to drag before they finally announce official suspensions.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's even further bullshit because how long ago are we talking when shoes cost an entire week's wages? Pre-Industrial revolution?
What about cost of housing in the last 50 years? Or the cost of food in the last 5? No amount of cheaply made junk is going to balance that out.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
FINE. MORE SANDWICHES AT THE BOTTOM FOR ME
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
(I like wheat bread tho)
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Luna looks tiny
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm happy to send it to whoever, but don't want to be like "so hey, what's your address" to the person who probably gets the most weirdos in her mentions on this site.
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, if you're okay DMing me an address you're welcome to have it. I like to make things like this as a way to relax and don't really know what to do with them after.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sometimes a picture just cries out to be three-dimensional
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I just put it on wood. All the praise goes to the picture post above.
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's done on a laser engraver. I used to make stuff like this every year for Christmas, but now that my adult job's busy season is during the holidays I just do a couple for fun when I see something that looks fun to do.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I think it turned out pretty okay for my first try in over a year.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think it turned out pretty okay for my first try in over a year.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM