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Aloof wife (loud)
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Former: gymnast
Current: writer in tech
Future: sassy Jewish ghost
Pinned
No, I wasn’t raised by wolves. Wolves understand loyalty and foster a sense of belonging.
I cut bangs because I’m too scared to try Botox #lolold
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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This is about as evil as it gets
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them

Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.

Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them ~ L.A. TACO
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland, with most of the focus in Oran...
lataco.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hold on…
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me and the lads at the shareholder meeting for the media conglom I bought that I don’t know how to run
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There’s something poetic about Tr*mp helping fellow failson David Ellison buy up media empires just to not know how to run them and watch the investment turn into sand. Together we can ruin more!
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@reshetz.bsky.social it’s not much, but Bear insists on donating every week to @dzygaspaw.com because he just wants her to notice him in the cafeteria and he thinks everyone should be safe and free
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Telling me as a Jewish person I should be blindly rooting for a genocidal maniac because he’s Jewish is such a goddamned insult to anyone who lost family to Hitler or Stalin
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu asked Israel’s president on Sunday to pardon him in his long-running corruption trial, a request that the president, Isaac Herzog, called “extraordinary” and that critics said would run counter to the rule of law.
Netanyahu Asks Israel’s President to Pardon Him in Corruption Cases
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made the contentious appeal weeks after President Trump had made the same request to the Israeli president.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi, I’m Leo in seat 23F. I’d just like a word…
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ukraine again modeling how a functional democracy works while we squander ours
⚡️BREAKING: Zelensky's chief of staff Yermak resigns amid major corruption scandal.

Andriy Yermak, head of the President's Office, submitted his resignation following searches by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) at his premises earlier on Nov. 28, President Volodymyr Zelensky announced.
BREAKING: Zelensky's chief of staff Yermak resigns amid Ukraine's biggest corruption scandal
Andriy Yermak, head of the President's Office, submitted his resignation following searches by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) at his premises earlier on Nov. 28, President Volodymyr Zelens...
kyivindependent.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh wow, Thanksgiving dog farts are next level
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is it me or is this parade extra white this year?
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope your mom never calls you a whore on Thanksgiving to the whole family for moving your boyfriend in because you made 38k a year and it was the only way to afford an apartment your guarantor mom would sign for!
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In case anyone was wondering why prior to getting Bear I always wore makeup when I left the house- I got ma’am’d today.

Should I get Botox or just walk into traffic?
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Listen if you told me that my coffee maker which if programmed will turn on and take the initiative to do its job without me intervening was more emotionally complex than most of Tr*mps base I’d believe you
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Starting to think putting a rich failson in charge of stuff isn’t a super great idea
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m no economist, but does every brand feel particularly thirsty for our money this shopping season or just me?
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh shit, he’s gonna start thinking Erdoğan is a bird, isn’t he.
❗️Trump is holding very serious talks with Turkey. A deal could be made soon 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov but they promised, right Chuck, & they always follow through with their promises…
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh no a young Salma Hayek has entered the chat
Yeah, I mean, she's English and her father's from Northwest India. In a dark barroom you might even mistake her for a **Spaniard**. Just look at her, she's practically a bridge troll; Holland should have cast a body pillow of Pippa Middleton at her sister's wedding.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM