Aloof wife (loud)
@halfshiksa.bsky.social
Former: gymnast
Current: writer in tech
Future: sassy Jewish ghost
Current: writer in tech
Future: sassy Jewish ghost
@reshetz.bsky.social it’s not much, but Bear insists on donating every week to @dzygaspaw.com because he just wants her to notice him in the cafeteria and he thinks everyone should be safe and free
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@reshetz.bsky.social it’s not much, but Bear insists on donating every week to @dzygaspaw.com because he just wants her to notice him in the cafeteria and he thinks everyone should be safe and free
Please enjoy a video of Bears ears as he tries a treat that Brian baked for him this morning.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Please enjoy a video of Bears ears as he tries a treat that Brian baked for him this morning.
Bear approves this, also knows who the good boys are girls are in this 🩷🇺🇦
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bear approves this, also knows who the good boys are girls are in this 🩷🇺🇦
Happy howloween!!! Awooooo
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy howloween!!! Awooooo
Bear was like “do you mind?” when we were loud for our (since eliminated) team
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bear was like “do you mind?” when we were loud for our (since eliminated) team
Cleansing your feed
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cleansing your feed
Bear is so sick of my bullshit
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bear is so sick of my bullshit
Took Bear to a pet shop today and this cunning lad snaked a bully stick when we weren’t looking 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took Bear to a pet shop today and this cunning lad snaked a bully stick when we weren’t looking 🤣
So I should do it, right? 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So I should do it, right? 🤣
Body and aesthetic by McDonalds
September 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Body and aesthetic by McDonalds
Bear has promised to save a double bagger for the tax dodge golf course his body eventually ends up at
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bear has promised to save a double bagger for the tax dodge golf course his body eventually ends up at
Happy 18 months to an exceptional gentleman
August 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Happy 18 months to an exceptional gentleman
Anyway, this beacon of happiness and joy hopes you’re having a week at least a tenth as good as his.
August 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Anyway, this beacon of happiness and joy hopes you’re having a week at least a tenth as good as his.
Also, hi. You gonna eat that?
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also, hi. You gonna eat that?
Our walker sent us this photo of Bear today and man they are good at capturing his essence 🤪
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Our walker sent us this photo of Bear today and man they are good at capturing his essence 🤪
Look at him aaaaaaaa I can’t he’s too good
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Look at him aaaaaaaa I can’t he’s too good
I dont speak young person but I think this is a “let her cook” moment but in the trendy chartreuse green brat way not in the patriarchal bullshit way
July 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I dont speak young person but I think this is a “let her cook” moment but in the trendy chartreuse green brat way not in the patriarchal bullshit way
Everything is breaking my heart right now so please enjoy this photo of Bear standing next to Orion the biggest Great Dane in our neighborhood.
July 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Everything is breaking my heart right now so please enjoy this photo of Bear standing next to Orion the biggest Great Dane in our neighborhood.
Anyway, for several years it was my job to make sure content like this played on the Spike app. Don’t worry I was very underpaid.
June 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Anyway, for several years it was my job to make sure content like this played on the Spike app. Don’t worry I was very underpaid.
Every time I think about Pete Hegseth running the DOD I think about the cough syrup monkey with a gun from Urban Tarzan.
Anyway my dentist said my back molars are gonna explode from teeth grinding that’s prolly unrelated.
Anyway my dentist said my back molars are gonna explode from teeth grinding that’s prolly unrelated.
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every time I think about Pete Hegseth running the DOD I think about the cough syrup monkey with a gun from Urban Tarzan.
Anyway my dentist said my back molars are gonna explode from teeth grinding that’s prolly unrelated.
Anyway my dentist said my back molars are gonna explode from teeth grinding that’s prolly unrelated.
🎶 it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to cryyyy if I want to” 🎶
June 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🎶 it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to cryyyy if I want to” 🎶
“Put me in the game, coach”
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Put me in the game, coach”