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The first time my dad caught it which was good but the second time the newsletter went out with the wrong time for a fundraising event and my dad didn't proofread it before the guy sent it out

no one showed up for the second biggest fundraiser of the year lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
God there's like one person in my extended social circle (who is an 80 y/o guy) who thinks it's great that he can write newsletters by just telling chatGPT to do it. Or he did, at some point, because I noticed he quit using it after it just straight up got everything he told it to put in there wrong
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i somehow only just saw this but i do want you to take heart — the average person thinks AI is disgusting and the internet is now more than 30% bots, so the numbers are juiced. plus the wedgies who like it are just way too fucking vocal.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Breaking Bad: There's a guy, he makes meth
Sons of Anarchy: There's a guy, he's in a motorcycle gang
Yellowstone: There's a guy, he runs a ranch
Landman: There's a guy, he has some oil fields
Tulsa King: There's a guy, he runs a mob arm in Oklahoma
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I listened to a podcast once and one of the hosts was like "There's only 2000 people here" and I went "that's pretty big" and Josie goes "we literally live in a city of 100,000 people and a metro of over 250,000 people" and I was like

"hahaha oh right"

meanwhile i come home & im like "yes normal"
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM