hamdangus
@hamdangus.bsky.social
I, the shitposter XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.
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Please lord tell me he named it Megan Thee Boat
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Please lord tell me he named it Megan Thee Boat
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🎶 Don't! Stop! Bitching about tomorrow!
no one likes someone stuck in the past stop bitching about today and start bitching about tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🎶 Don't! Stop! Bitching about tomorrow!
practicing with my random axe of kindness
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
practicing with my random axe of kindness
don’t forget about the files
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
don’t forget about the files
Happy Saturday!
Husky Doesn’t Dare Touch the Kitten Without the Golden Retriever’s Permission
YouTube video by Toby&Candy Family
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November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy Saturday!
Happy Black Friday!
Cleaning My Turkey FRYING OIL with CORNSTARCH
YouTube video by Bruce Mitchell
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November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy Black Friday!
I got moves like Shermy
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I got moves like Shermy
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Horrifying.
BREAKING: President Donald Trump says West Virginia National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from wounds in the Washington, D.C., attack.
Afghan national charged in Guard ambush shooting drove across US to carry out attack, officials say
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Horrifying.
More Things I’m Right About, Part Infinity
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
More Things I’m Right About, Part Infinity
Happy Thankstaking! What are YOU demanding to be thanked for this year?
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Thankstaking! What are YOU demanding to be thanked for this year?
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very bad, boys, very bad
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
very bad, boys, very bad
Today I learned about the two different kinds of dietary fiber and it says here in this pamphlet that this means I’m technically old enough to die now
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today I learned about the two different kinds of dietary fiber and it says here in this pamphlet that this means I’m technically old enough to die now
collapse your own population speedrun any%
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
collapse your own population speedrun any%
happy Tuesday
We Need Jungle (I’m Afraid) – PO-33 KO! + HiChord Jam
YouTube video by Pocket Trax
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November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
happy Tuesday
I have had to remove “how could you possibly fuck that up” from my vocabulary because I keep being surprised
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have had to remove “how could you possibly fuck that up” from my vocabulary because I keep being surprised
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it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
In light of recent news about foreign actors masquerading on social media, here is our statement: this account is and will always remain both US-based and unfathomably based. Thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In light of recent news about foreign actors masquerading on social media, here is our statement: this account is and will always remain both US-based and unfathomably based. Thank you.
clicking “don’t recommend channel” on any YouTube recommendation that even slightly looks like a clips channel in hopes it will feel like old YouTube again when I’m done
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
clicking “don’t recommend channel” on any YouTube recommendation that even slightly looks like a clips channel in hopes it will feel like old YouTube again when I’m done
@kenjennings.bsky.social kindly explain yourself
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
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November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@kenjennings.bsky.social kindly explain yourself
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butlerian jihad when
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
butlerian jihad when
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
me waking up and opening this app
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
Not gonna lie, the timeline where Mamdani saves us all by inspiring Trump to stop being a total shitbird still seems pretty unlikely, but it feels less impossible than it might have been before. I’m still not holding my breath.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not gonna lie, the timeline where Mamdani saves us all by inspiring Trump to stop being a total shitbird still seems pretty unlikely, but it feels less impossible than it might have been before. I’m still not holding my breath.