hamdangus
@hamdangus.bsky.social
I, the shitposter XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.
Where’s Wallace, Dave? Where the boy at?
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Where’s Wallace, Dave? Where the boy at?
🎶 the best part of waking up is contrast dye in your veins 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
🎶 the best part of waking up is contrast dye in your veins 🎶
No more jokes about “I, Robot”?
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
No more jokes about “I, Robot”?
It’s not as catchy as “SAM REICH SUX” but yeah, it looks hell of cyberpunk
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s not as catchy as “SAM REICH SUX” but yeah, it looks hell of cyberpunk
I know what it actually means and it still sucks as a slogan
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know what it actually means and it still sucks as a slogan
“Our platform is that there is no roof over your heads” great job guys
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Our platform is that there is no roof over your heads” great job guys
“Is there some kind of pointless resolution we could sign that would allow us to suck boots even harder??”
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Is there some kind of pointless resolution we could sign that would allow us to suck boots even harder??”
The Great Homuncular Hope
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Great Homuncular Hope
the other side says “PROBABLY”
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the other side says “PROBABLY”
they’re always trying to relate headlines to knives. I think they’re just shilling for Big Knife
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they’re always trying to relate headlines to knives. I think they’re just shilling for Big Knife
the head is engraved with “‘TWAS A MERCY”
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the head is engraved with “‘TWAS A MERCY”
the Denver Astronomical Society is always talking about crime statistics in their newsletter, I don’t think there’s that much crime in space
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
the Denver Astronomical Society is always talking about crime statistics in their newsletter, I don’t think there’s that much crime in space
The “g” is pronounced as in “gif”
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The “g” is pronounced as in “gif”
“I call this ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’”
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I call this ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’”
Every time somebody says “monster” referring to one of these people, I replace it with “some guy” - it’s both scarier and more accurate
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every time somebody says “monster” referring to one of these people, I replace it with “some guy” - it’s both scarier and more accurate