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· Nov 12
Welcome to bluesky. You’re not the weirdest person you know anymore.
Sometimes it’s ok to step back and work on yourself for a bit.
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sometimes it’s ok to step back and work on yourself for a bit.
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If your date is more than 30 minutes late, you’re allowed to start having sex without them.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If your date is more than 30 minutes late, you’re allowed to start having sex without them.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
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You can learn a lot about a person just by whether they have their phone muted or not.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You can learn a lot about a person just by whether they have their phone muted or not.
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I poured you a mug of tuna juice, please respond
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I poured you a mug of tuna juice, please respond
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it's almost like they know what settings you need and just refuse to give them to you
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
it's almost like they know what settings you need and just refuse to give them to you
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Fucking Thursdays
As bad as Tuesdays
Worse
Maybe
As bad as Tuesdays
Worse
Maybe
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fucking Thursdays
As bad as Tuesdays
Worse
Maybe
As bad as Tuesdays
Worse
Maybe
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Sore and physically weak, I was concerned I wasn’t recovering from my injury.
(it’s important to drink water👀)
(it’s important to drink water👀)
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sore and physically weak, I was concerned I wasn’t recovering from my injury.
(it’s important to drink water👀)
(it’s important to drink water👀)
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i’m starting to think that if i allowed it our cat would weigh 3000 lbs
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i’m starting to think that if i allowed it our cat would weigh 3000 lbs
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Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
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The chances are there. Two and two, waiting to be put together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The chances are there. Two and two, waiting to be put together.
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my electric blanket this year is just me lighting my pubes on fire
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my electric blanket this year is just me lighting my pubes on fire
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Rolling into the cardiologist office with a vape in my bra, in case you were wondering if I'm into health and wellness.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Rolling into the cardiologist office with a vape in my bra, in case you were wondering if I'm into health and wellness.
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THERAPIST: Remember, the marbles aren't love.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: I guess I never really thought about it that way...
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: I guess I never really thought about it that way...
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
THERAPIST: Remember, the marbles aren't love.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: I guess I never really thought about it that way...
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: I guess I never really thought about it that way...
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if you’re reading this, your shitposts are straight up art, bro
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if you’re reading this, your shitposts are straight up art, bro
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Alexa, explain this fuckery
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Alexa, explain this fuckery
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seductively sampling several salamis
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
seductively sampling several salamis
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finna sew a bunch of labubus together to make an ugly sweater for the Xmas party this year
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
finna sew a bunch of labubus together to make an ugly sweater for the Xmas party this year
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thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
I really need to start using this app more often.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I really need to start using this app more often.
Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.
I’m in my chicken Alfredo era.
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m in my chicken Alfredo era.
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I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
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It's not the size of your account, it's how you use it
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's not the size of your account, it's how you use it
Not me flirting with a big wedge or Parmesan 🧀
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Not me flirting with a big wedge or Parmesan 🧀