hannah 🦋
@hanfuchsia.bsky.social
joypilled hopecel
⚧️ she/her || ACAB || MDNI 🔞
⚧️ she/her || ACAB || MDNI 🔞
the boys who would get home from school and play MW2 on xbox live for 12 hours straight screaming every slur imaginable into the mic back in 2011 now all hold positions of power in the federal government
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the boys who would get home from school and play MW2 on xbox live for 12 hours straight screaming every slur imaginable into the mic back in 2011 now all hold positions of power in the federal government
gamecube more like gaycube lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
gamecube more like gaycube lol
dude on grindr claims his dick is 7” long 6” wide… buddy that ain’t a dick that’s a trapezoid
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
dude on grindr claims his dick is 7” long 6” wide… buddy that ain’t a dick that’s a trapezoid
not to be controversial or anything but i kinda like food. eating goes crazy
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
not to be controversial or anything but i kinda like food. eating goes crazy
i've always wanted a nostril piercing but now i'm kinda thinking about getting a septum piercing instead because it's hated by the worst dudes in the world... also i'm bisexual so might as well just go all in on the stereotype yk
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i've always wanted a nostril piercing but now i'm kinda thinking about getting a septum piercing instead because it's hated by the worst dudes in the world... also i'm bisexual so might as well just go all in on the stereotype yk
the awkward silence that fell over family dinner when i mentioned how i vividly remember witnessing my little brother's circumcision in the hospital when he was born
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the awkward silence that fell over family dinner when i mentioned how i vividly remember witnessing my little brother's circumcision in the hospital when he was born
head from a girl that pronounces quinoa "kwee-noah"
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
head from a girl that pronounces quinoa "kwee-noah"
you ever write something that goes so hard you just keep rereading it over and over again like damn i cooked fr
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
you ever write something that goes so hard you just keep rereading it over and over again like damn i cooked fr
i used to work retail and there’s just something about spending countless hours in a place designed to only be in for several minutes that fills me with a sense of existential dread
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i used to work retail and there’s just something about spending countless hours in a place designed to only be in for several minutes that fills me with a sense of existential dread
got hate crimed today (mom told me to get a job)
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
got hate crimed today (mom told me to get a job)
t4t e-sex actually goes crazy…. this is exactly what discord was made for
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
t4t e-sex actually goes crazy…. this is exactly what discord was made for
i needa smoke whatever shit they gave to the studio audience on friends
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i needa smoke whatever shit they gave to the studio audience on friends
*sees a straight couple happily enjoying brunch together* ugh, 🙄 hetero hell amirite
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*sees a straight couple happily enjoying brunch together* ugh, 🙄 hetero hell amirite
yeah i'm 22 but a 2025 22 is like a 2020 19 ykwim
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
yeah i'm 22 but a 2025 22 is like a 2020 19 ykwim
why am i supposed to respect vets when none of them would even help my puppygirl gf when she was sick...
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
why am i supposed to respect vets when none of them would even help my puppygirl gf when she was sick...
give me the saddest incel and i will give you a beacon of light that fills every room with warmth and spirit... all it takes is one half decent pawjob to open one's heart to the beauty and wonder of the world
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
give me the saddest incel and i will give you a beacon of light that fills every room with warmth and spirit... all it takes is one half decent pawjob to open one's heart to the beauty and wonder of the world
there are no new memes anymore. the last new memes came out in 2023 and since then we've all just been recycling and riffing on the same ones
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
there are no new memes anymore. the last new memes came out in 2023 and since then we've all just been recycling and riffing on the same ones
thing about me is i'm actually super dysphoric and brainwormed but you guys would never know because i keep that shit to MYSELF and let it fester in my mind instead of putting it out into the open
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
thing about me is i'm actually super dysphoric and brainwormed but you guys would never know because i keep that shit to MYSELF and let it fester in my mind instead of putting it out into the open
handing in my woke card because someone brought me starbucks
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
handing in my woke card because someone brought me starbucks
what even is boymoding really? cis women wear men’s clothes for style reasons, and lots of them don’t wear makeup. but when i do it i’m “presenting male”???
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
what even is boymoding really? cis women wear men’s clothes for style reasons, and lots of them don’t wear makeup. but when i do it i’m “presenting male”???
[nonbinary person witnessing an impressive feat of athleticism] theyeeeeesh
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
[nonbinary person witnessing an impressive feat of athleticism] theyeeeeesh
anarchists been real quiet ever since the government shut down… curious
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
anarchists been real quiet ever since the government shut down… curious
ACAB includes the funny police
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ACAB includes the funny police
if you can't handle me at my flopposting era you don't deserve my bangers
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
if you can't handle me at my flopposting era you don't deserve my bangers
i smoke because it gives me knowledge
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
i smoke because it gives me knowledge