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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · Jan 20

A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6h

Conan the Barbarian… like, he’s basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. That’s all u gotta know to get into him

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6h

It’s ok you can just write “Think about reasons why Israel should exist” and she’ll consider that work

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 7h

I’m chopped, unc, and also another thing that I don’t have a word for yet.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 1d

Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone… consumed their way out of it.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 1d

After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And I’m damn good at it too. You’ll never stop me from doinking.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 2d

Ok screw it @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social fan cam

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 4d

Same vibes

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 5d

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 5d

It’s really funny that Ari Aster’s most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6d

This is how my sinuses feel right now

𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 6d

Art by • Johfra Bosschart

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 7d

If you EVER provide me with further context on anything i will kill you.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 7d

I love Tod Browning’s Dracula because right from the start it’s obvious he’s a bloodsucking freak but the English are just too polite to point that out.