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@hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
love is stronger than death
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I need suggestions for Greek-origin word of the day to make a Greek friend who is stressed out laugh
Ive done callipygian (and catapygian), and boustrophedon so far so I’ve set a high standard. Donations accepted.
Ive done callipygian (and catapygian), and boustrophedon so far so I’ve set a high standard. Donations accepted.
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you seem like a wire-mother type of person, am i on the right track here? myself personally i preferred cloth mother because, yknow, im well-adjusted. but something about you just says wire-mother to me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you seem like a wire-mother type of person, am i on the right track here? myself personally i preferred cloth mother because, yknow, im well-adjusted. but something about you just says wire-mother to me.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
Ok now you have my attention @authorwinifred.blacksky.app
This story was like a decade in the making because the world needed to get just a tad more awful for me to understand where the noir needed to go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ok now you have my attention @authorwinifred.blacksky.app
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My medical caboodle keeps my @aplante.com stickers safe. But I realized i'm just bullying myself.
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My medical caboodle keeps my @aplante.com stickers safe. But I realized i'm just bullying myself.
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![four-panel coffee of a simple cartoon person (bangs, arms only appear when part of the actuon)
- “i feel terrible”
- [mug of coffee appears] <- coffee
- *sips*
- [vibrating lines emanating from them] “now i feel terrible and fast”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buauewuqjtzyritkh5rmm2oq/bafkreifizpb3og5mpyzf34df3heujnwwuudexlpjq4fr63htkjpt5rdcca@jpeg)
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Wearing a well-fitting respirator (K/N95+) is a good idea! Many, many viruses are airborne and respirators also help with smoke, pollution, allergies, etc.
If you've lapsed or don't know what masks work best for you or can't afford them, check out your local mask bloc:
maskbloc.org
If you've lapsed or don't know what masks work best for you or can't afford them, check out your local mask bloc:
maskbloc.org
Worldwide Mask Bloc Directory – Find your local Mask Bloc
MaskBloc.org lists active Mask Blocs around the world. Free high-quality masks, COVID-19 tests and other equipment for your community. Mutual Aid & We Keep Us Safe.
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December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Wearing a well-fitting respirator (K/N95+) is a good idea! Many, many viruses are airborne and respirators also help with smoke, pollution, allergies, etc.
If you've lapsed or don't know what masks work best for you or can't afford them, check out your local mask bloc:
maskbloc.org
If you've lapsed or don't know what masks work best for you or can't afford them, check out your local mask bloc:
maskbloc.org
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every week the news is like we found out the vaccine for Dead Baby Syndrome actually spontaneously cures illiteracy and makes your dick twice as long, then all the papers with a journalist in the white house press bullpit have to report on how RFK Junior says amoxicillin gives children death autism
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every week the news is like we found out the vaccine for Dead Baby Syndrome actually spontaneously cures illiteracy and makes your dick twice as long, then all the papers with a journalist in the white house press bullpit have to report on how RFK Junior says amoxicillin gives children death autism
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He told me he isn’t worried
about catching the flu or Covid
because he doesn’t know anyone
who has the flu or Covid,
instead what he’s worried about
is the odd “something”
which it seems everyone has,
and though I wanted to scream
instead I said:
masks protect against that too.
about catching the flu or Covid
because he doesn’t know anyone
who has the flu or Covid,
instead what he’s worried about
is the odd “something”
which it seems everyone has,
and though I wanted to scream
instead I said:
masks protect against that too.
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He told me he isn’t worried
about catching the flu or Covid
because he doesn’t know anyone
who has the flu or Covid,
instead what he’s worried about
is the odd “something”
which it seems everyone has,
and though I wanted to scream
instead I said:
masks protect against that too.
about catching the flu or Covid
because he doesn’t know anyone
who has the flu or Covid,
instead what he’s worried about
is the odd “something”
which it seems everyone has,
and though I wanted to scream
instead I said:
masks protect against that too.
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nobody ever listens fr like helloooooooooo obviously i want more trans women to have grabbable hips!!!!!!!!! obviously i have looked into the subject!!!!!!!!! for shame fr
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
nobody ever listens fr like helloooooooooo obviously i want more trans women to have grabbable hips!!!!!!!!! obviously i have looked into the subject!!!!!!!!! for shame fr
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The Harris County Public Library made one of the greatest commercials of all time all about this
youtu.be/DPMHAQ-j1S8?...
youtu.be/DPMHAQ-j1S8?...
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Harris County Public Library made one of the greatest commercials of all time all about this
youtu.be/DPMHAQ-j1S8?...
youtu.be/DPMHAQ-j1S8?...
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Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
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each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both)
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both)
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
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Did you know there’s an accessibility setting to toggle on that reminds you to add Alt Text before posting an image? Toggling this option on has made adding alt text to my images second nature after many years of using it. Turn yours on and start making your posts more accessible and inclusive!
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Did you know there’s an accessibility setting to toggle on that reminds you to add Alt Text before posting an image? Toggling this option on has made adding alt text to my images second nature after many years of using it. Turn yours on and start making your posts more accessible and inclusive!
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Frame your Dijonukkah
It's time for Hanukkah
It's time for Hanukkah
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Frame your Dijonukkah
It's time for Hanukkah
It's time for Hanukkah
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December 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Amazing lmao
"God, New York, Zohran" - New York Pro-Mamdani Song (God, Syria, Bashar Parody)
YouTube video by Canadian Dominion
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Amazing lmao
People complain about CIVIL WAR, the film, but it kind of gets this bit across. It is almost entirely refugee camps
"they're not supposed to target civilians." men between the ages of like 14 and 70 are going to be presumed soldiers, collateral damage is allowable as long as there's a legitimate military target and you handwave about proportionality, and irregular units in civil wars don't care.
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People complain about CIVIL WAR, the film, but it kind of gets this bit across. It is almost entirely refugee camps
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Holy shit
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Holy shit
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"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
February 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
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It's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.
An Andor edit
YouTube video by Caluffern
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.
Oh so now I have appendicitis, fucking fantastic
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh so now I have appendicitis, fucking fantastic