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ACAB for Cutie
@hannibalelector.bsky.social
Stubborn St Louisan fluent in SQL, sabermetrics, and Simpsons quotes.
I apply an MST3K philosophy to basically all media I consume.

she/her
Still obsessed with this one like I was on Threads
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
January 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Apparently my winter jacket game is stuck in 1982
#membersonly
January 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sweet blissful bby Fizz on a heated blanket for #caturday #catsky
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
January 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I'm so St Louis ask my tatooist
#stl
January 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fizz and Lily say "no work today" and honestly I get it
#catsgonnacat
January 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My #Scrubs themed #tattoo of a box full of JD and Turk kittens!

Side effects include sneezing and tiny scratches @vdoozer.bsky.social
December 20, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I have my legs crossed and Fizz just plopped himself right down in the "bowl"
November 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Both of the cats have been snuggling with me all day, and I'm freaking STARVING because I haven't been able to get up.

It's rare for them to be this close without fighting #cats
November 13, 2024 at 11:49 PM
November 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Mid Missouri is turning out! We understand the assignment .
When we elected Claire McCaskill, women went to the polls on a mission. With Amendment 3 on the ballot we're ready to do it again, and we might just flip a few seats while we're at it 🫡
November 5, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Dana Carvey as Jennifer Coolidge is basically Garth 🤘

#partyon #snl
October 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
October 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The other day @sethmeyers.bsky.social had a KSDK mug on his desk, and I choose to believe it's because the crew knew it was 314 Day in St Louis.
March 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
This is my absolute favorite koozie that enables my Coke Zero addiction.
It's like a Cardinals 90s mall theme
February 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM