HaphazardHalfElf
@haphazardhalelf.bsky.social
✨️ chaos agent
👀 nonsense provocateur
📝 accounts mngr @ mayhem, inc.
🐈⬛ proud childless cat-lady 🐈
still not going back 💪♀️
👀 nonsense provocateur
📝 accounts mngr @ mayhem, inc.
🐈⬛ proud childless cat-lady 🐈
still not going back 💪♀️
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The despair persists, but the silliness remains 🫠🔥🕺💃 #itstheendoftheworldasweknowit #andifeelfine #thisisfine #theskeletontwins #tuckfrump
Why is Kash Patel always looking like a somewhat frightened chihuahua who doesn't know where he is, or why his owner brought him there #kashpatel
a close up of a chihuahua 's face with a blurred background
ALT: a close up of a chihuahua 's face with a blurred background
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why is Kash Patel always looking like a somewhat frightened chihuahua who doesn't know where he is, or why his owner brought him there #kashpatel
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We’re gonna have to put an asteroid next to the winner of this year’s Little League World Series.
Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S.
Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.
Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S.
Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.
July 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We’re gonna have to put an asteroid next to the winner of this year’s Little League World Series.
Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S.
Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.
Some of the top teams were denied visas to enter the U.S.
Time for FIFA and the IOC to make a backup plan. The U.S. is no longer a viable host country.
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I'm increasingly struggling with the fact that right wing members of Congress keep going to a concentration camp run by their favorite dictator, as if it's some kind of amusement park or sex club, and there's almost no backlash.
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm increasingly struggling with the fact that right wing members of Congress keep going to a concentration camp run by their favorite dictator, as if it's some kind of amusement park or sex club, and there's almost no backlash.
me: uugghh, why do I have this never-ending headache
also me:
also me:
January 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me: uugghh, why do I have this never-ending headache
also me:
also me:
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Trump’s cabinet picks wouldn’t pass the background check to volunteer on a school field trip…
December 7, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Trump’s cabinet picks wouldn’t pass the background check to volunteer on a school field trip…
🫶✨️ genuinely proud of you, from the bottom of my soul #dontgiveup #hereforeachother #bethelight #itsoktonotbeok #humanist
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 AM
🫶✨️ genuinely proud of you, from the bottom of my soul #dontgiveup #hereforeachother #bethelight #itsoktonotbeok #humanist
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The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 21, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Republicans wouldn’t block the gaetz report if it exonerated him.
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Republicans wouldn’t block the gaetz report if it exonerated him.
fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars. #bethelight #lightworkers
November 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars. #bethelight #lightworkers
to whom it may concern:
#imabouttolosemymind #upinhere #upinhere #postelectionblues #seasonaldepression
#imabouttolosemymind #upinhere #upinhere #postelectionblues #seasonaldepression
November 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
to whom it may concern:
#imabouttolosemymind #upinhere #upinhere #postelectionblues #seasonaldepression
#imabouttolosemymind #upinhere #upinhere #postelectionblues #seasonaldepression
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Just thinking about how the expanded child tax credit would have lifted half our nation’s kids out of poverty.
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Just thinking about how the expanded child tax credit would have lifted half our nation’s kids out of poverty.
The despair persists, but the silliness remains 🫠🔥🕺💃 #itstheendoftheworldasweknowit #andifeelfine #thisisfine #theskeletontwins #tuckfrump
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The despair persists, but the silliness remains 🫠🔥🕺💃 #itstheendoftheworldasweknowit #andifeelfine #thisisfine #theskeletontwins #tuckfrump
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My homestate is an absolute joke 🫠😒 #womensrights #abortionaccessIShealthcare #righttochose #♀️ #deathsantis
November 14, 2024 at 2:49 PM
My homestate is an absolute joke 🫠😒 #womensrights #abortionaccessIShealthcare #righttochose #♀️ #deathsantis
they both want second breakfast and a toke 🥓🍅🧇🍳🧀🍄☕️🌿
November 13, 2024 at 8:22 PM
they both want second breakfast and a toke 🥓🍅🧇🍳🧀🍄☕️🌿
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for i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night... #kamalaharris #stillnotgoingback
for i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night... #kamalaharris #stillnotgoingback
November 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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for i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night... #kamalaharris #stillnotgoingback
for i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night... #kamalaharris #stillnotgoingback