Behemoth & Leviathan, LP
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At the intersection of industrial music, battleship porn, political takes, gaming, horror, and history. Hard sedan/coupe traditionalist. Filthy Virginia Establishment Shitlib. He/Him 🌋🇺🇦
All these digital assistant/AI ads seem to strain to come up with situations where you would use it.
"Use the Amazon thingy to keep track of your wins in Helldivers 2 and use real money to send real tissues to your defeated friend. Just like you've always wanted to"
"Use the Amazon thingy to keep track of your wins in Helldivers 2 and use real money to send real tissues to your defeated friend. Just like you've always wanted to"
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Basically he sees those Balkan countries where you get punched in the face for confusing one white ethnicity with an odd language with another very similar white ethnicity with an odd language and thinks "this is the way"
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Basically he sees those Balkan countries where you get punched in the face for confusing one white ethnicity with an odd language with another very similar white ethnicity with an odd language and thinks "this is the way"
Revering and Expelling
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Revering and Expelling
I think of Charleton Heston, a giy who was fairly anti-segregation in the 60s but who decided "maybe there should be rules about guns" was an uncrossable line 20 years later
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think of Charleton Heston, a giy who was fairly anti-segregation in the 60s but who decided "maybe there should be rules about guns" was an uncrossable line 20 years later
"Tyler Austin Harper argues..."
Whelp you lost me right there
Whelp you lost me right there
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Tyler Austin Harper argues..."
Whelp you lost me right there
Whelp you lost me right there
It's extremely funny because:
1. I know he's talking aboit Buc-ee, and
2. Those are very much not the usual norm for gas stations here even in their native Texas
1. I know he's talking aboit Buc-ee, and
2. Those are very much not the usual norm for gas stations here even in their native Texas
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's extremely funny because:
1. I know he's talking aboit Buc-ee, and
2. Those are very much not the usual norm for gas stations here even in their native Texas
1. I know he's talking aboit Buc-ee, and
2. Those are very much not the usual norm for gas stations here even in their native Texas
"Let's just go into the deepest, coldest Great Lake in November, I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened on the Great Lakes in November"
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Let's just go into the deepest, coldest Great Lake in November, I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened on the Great Lakes in November"
I must again reiterate that the Great Lakes are no joke
November gale - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I must again reiterate that the Great Lakes are no joke