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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Alas, it was not
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching a video *ahem* and the guy is nude save a New Era baseball cap.

Guys, don’t do that.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Evergreen skeet
they’re all jacking each other off
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So the waterline has formed a leak. Called into a plumber, but who knows when it’ll get done.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I never used this on my Roku TV, but I did take advantage on my Samsung TV when I lost the remote. One more reason to use apps that still allow the control in my bedroom.
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
where I'm posting from
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
New liquor store employee just dropped.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Speaking of Christmas songs you don’t know:
Donde Esta Santa Claus?
YouTube video by Augie Rios - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Having microwaved salmon nuggets with Tom Ho’s Yum Yum Sauce and only the last word of that name is holding up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I am ready to cyber that Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love that you always sound worse when you’re getting over a cold than you do when you actually have it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy cyber Monday! A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Skipped the Mucinex last night and my NyQuil ran out at 5 AM. As of 8 AM I can confirm that was a mistake.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Some bad news. The great film and culture writer Nathan Rabin was in a serious car accident. He is expected to recover, but he has a rough path ahead. Now is a great time to buy his new book (I just did, looks cool!) - a thorough investigation of movies about movies.

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Fractured Mirror: Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
bookshop.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I already do!
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.

I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hamnet sounds like something a spider pig would splooge.
Review: Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal are magnificent in “Hamnet,” the meditative drama about Shakespeare — and the family he neglected for the spotlight.

The film from Oscar-winning director Chloé Zhao is far more primal than a speculative portrait of the artist. https://wapo.st/48H71zh
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Love to see Christian and former alcoholic being used interchangeably by bots
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Found my new reaction meme
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM