Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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Alas, it was not
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Alas, it was not
Watching a video *ahem* and the guy is nude save a New Era baseball cap.
Guys, don’t do that.
Guys, don’t do that.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Watching a video *ahem* and the guy is nude save a New Era baseball cap.
Guys, don’t do that.
Guys, don’t do that.
Evergreen skeet
they’re all jacking each other off
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Evergreen skeet
So the waterline has formed a leak. Called into a plumber, but who knows when it’ll get done.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So the waterline has formed a leak. Called into a plumber, but who knows when it’ll get done.
I never used this on my Roku TV, but I did take advantage on my Samsung TV when I lost the remote. One more reason to use apps that still allow the control in my bedroom.
The streaming giant quietly removed the feature that lets you control content on your TV screen using a mobile device. The company says the feature was not widely used. www.wired.com/story/netfli...
Netflix Won't Let You Cast Shows From Your Phone to Your TV Anymore
The streaming giant quietly removed the feature that lets you control content on your TV screen using a mobile device. The company says the feature was not widely used.
www.wired.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I never used this on my Roku TV, but I did take advantage on my Samsung TV when I lost the remote. One more reason to use apps that still allow the control in my bedroom.
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where I'm posting from
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
where I'm posting from
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
New liquor store employee just dropped.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
New liquor store employee just dropped.
Speaking of Christmas songs you don’t know:
Donde Esta Santa Claus?
YouTube video by Augie Rios - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Speaking of Christmas songs you don’t know:
Having microwaved salmon nuggets with Tom Ho’s Yum Yum Sauce and only the last word of that name is holding up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having microwaved salmon nuggets with Tom Ho’s Yum Yum Sauce and only the last word of that name is holding up.
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I am ready to cyber that Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am ready to cyber that Monday
I love that you always sound worse when you’re getting over a cold than you do when you actually have it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love that you always sound worse when you’re getting over a cold than you do when you actually have it.
Happy cyber Monday! A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy cyber Monday! A/S/L?
Skipped the Mucinex last night and my NyQuil ran out at 5 AM. As of 8 AM I can confirm that was a mistake.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Skipped the Mucinex last night and my NyQuil ran out at 5 AM. As of 8 AM I can confirm that was a mistake.
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
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Some bad news. The great film and culture writer Nathan Rabin was in a serious car accident. He is expected to recover, but he has a rough path ahead. Now is a great time to buy his new book (I just did, looks cool!) - a thorough investigation of movies about movies.
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Fractured Mirror: Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
bookshop.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some bad news. The great film and culture writer Nathan Rabin was in a serious car accident. He is expected to recover, but he has a rough path ahead. Now is a great time to buy his new book (I just did, looks cool!) - a thorough investigation of movies about movies.
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
I already do!
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I already do!
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
Hamnet sounds like something a spider pig would splooge.
Review: Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal are magnificent in “Hamnet,” the meditative drama about Shakespeare — and the family he neglected for the spotlight.
The film from Oscar-winning director Chloé Zhao is far more primal than a speculative portrait of the artist. https://wapo.st/48H71zh
The film from Oscar-winning director Chloé Zhao is far more primal than a speculative portrait of the artist. https://wapo.st/48H71zh
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hamnet sounds like something a spider pig would splooge.
Love to see Christian and former alcoholic being used interchangeably by bots
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Love to see Christian and former alcoholic being used interchangeably by bots
Found my new reaction meme
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Found my new reaction meme