Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
@harmlessavocado.bsky.social
Iffy dating advice from an adorable avocado
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
where I'm posting from
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
where I'm posting from
New liquor store employee just dropped.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
New liquor store employee just dropped.
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
I already do!
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I already do!
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
Found my new reaction meme
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Found my new reaction meme
Also in my Thanksgiving round up. Saw this happening outside my GF’s house.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Also in my Thanksgiving round up. Saw this happening outside my GF’s house.
Thanksgiving round up: the guy who hosted Thanksgiving Friendsgiving has a walrus dick knife.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thanksgiving round up: the guy who hosted Thanksgiving Friendsgiving has a walrus dick knife.
Ocho trying his best at Glamour Shots
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ocho trying his best at Glamour Shots
Open question: is Jeni’s Ice Cream really a *thing* in Ohio? Like Culver’s in Wisconsin or Whataburger/Blue Bell in Texas?
Found a shirt my GF might appreciate.
Found a shirt my GF might appreciate.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Open question: is Jeni’s Ice Cream really a *thing* in Ohio? Like Culver’s in Wisconsin or Whataburger/Blue Bell in Texas?
Found a shirt my GF might appreciate.
Found a shirt my GF might appreciate.
Specifically, one of these buttons:
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Specifically, one of these buttons:
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
I can do one.
I can do one.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
I can do one.
I can do one.
This is the most Orthodox Catholic looking bottle ever.
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is the most Orthodox Catholic looking bottle ever.
Your annual reminder the Hot Fuzz is a Christmas movie. And a LOTR movie, maybe.
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Your annual reminder the Hot Fuzz is a Christmas movie. And a LOTR movie, maybe.
Speaking of the movie Elf, we got this tie-in product in, and there is no way we’re ever selling any of these. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🥴🤢🤮
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Speaking of the movie Elf, we got this tie-in product in, and there is no way we’re ever selling any of these. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🥴🤢🤮
Me reading your tweets.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me reading your tweets.
Started at 100, quit when I got here. This is only *technically* a comedy in that it isn’t a drama!
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Started at 100, quit when I got here. This is only *technically* a comedy in that it isn’t a drama!
He literally looks like the child of former congressman Blake Farenthold.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He literally looks like the child of former congressman Blake Farenthold.
Then, also:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Then, also:
So, I’m laying in bed and sent a selfie to my gf. I realize there’s this new discoloration on the wall - it’s Ocho scratching there.
He’s realized I don’t like being scratched but he still wants to scratch - it’s his compromise.
He’s realized I don’t like being scratched but he still wants to scratch - it’s his compromise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So, I’m laying in bed and sent a selfie to my gf. I realize there’s this new discoloration on the wall - it’s Ocho scratching there.
He’s realized I don’t like being scratched but he still wants to scratch - it’s his compromise.
He’s realized I don’t like being scratched but he still wants to scratch - it’s his compromise.
Just riffing
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just riffing