Hatsune Mike
@hatsunemike.bsky.social
Sorry for party rocking 🇵🇷
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Call me sleepyhead the way I’m passionate about these pits
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Call me sleepyhead the way I’m passionate about these pits
God tier move to whoever brought chicken nuggets to the holiday party. Complete with dipping sauce.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
God tier move to whoever brought chicken nuggets to the holiday party. Complete with dipping sauce.
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RIP Frank Gehry
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
RIP Frank Gehry
God, are you there? I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
God, are you there? I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
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Heated Rivalry (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
lol wait so this hockey show is like ACTUALLY gay? I thought everyone was just lusting for no reason
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
lol wait so this hockey show is like ACTUALLY gay? I thought everyone was just lusting for no reason
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Heated Rivalry (2025)
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
No I will not be posting on that over 30 thread, but yes you all keep posting
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No I will not be posting on that over 30 thread, but yes you all keep posting
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“I’m a side”
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I’m a side”
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
I want a mirror
😜
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_/¯ ¯\_
Not a piece of glass
👋
\ 😳
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_/¯ ¯\_
😜
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
Not a piece of glass
👋
\ 😳
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_/¯ ¯\_
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I want a mirror
😜
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
Not a piece of glass
👋
\ 😳
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
😜
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
Not a piece of glass
👋
\ 😳
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
Hot bear nooo don’t post AI cat videos, you’re so hot haha
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hot bear nooo don’t post AI cat videos, you’re so hot haha
Finishing up my end of year best of list. Need more recommendations of favs, what should I listen to?
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finishing up my end of year best of list. Need more recommendations of favs, what should I listen to?
I’ll have the clocky tea, hold the boots
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ll have the clocky tea, hold the boots
“Free pop up shop” might be one of the worst combination of words the English language has created
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Free pop up shop” might be one of the worst combination of words the English language has created
all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now
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screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today
There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword
How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring
Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
*playing chess with Chappell Roan*
Me: Good rook babe
Me: Good rook babe
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
*playing chess with Chappell Roan*
Me: Good rook babe
Me: Good rook babe
A forever classic two album run for me
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A forever classic two album run for me
finished a broad city rewatch
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
finished a broad city rewatch
Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹
Anyway. I’m back and shitposting
Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Anyway. I’m back and shitposting