dhauge
hauge319.bsky.social
dhauge
@hauge319.bsky.social
Reply guy. Wealth manager. Financial markets and sports fan. Minneapolis, MN.
Love my state.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Always be hedged. #NextWeek
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is because stocks no longer back up.
The "back-up" of interest rates... a top-5 hated pieces of financial jargon.

Apparently, it's only interest rates that "back up." They never say stocks "backed up today." Or oil "backed up to $60/bbl today."
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
SOXS almost at $0
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just your average annual SMH return for the past 10 years.
$SMH Semiconductor Company Revenues Are Expected to Increase by 47% From Current Levels by 2026Q4 GS
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What kind of valuation is this?
SpaceX in talks for share sale that would rocket valuation to $800 billion, sources - WSJ.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Omg wtf
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@isaiahbishop.bsky.social man you want some vol drag, RGTZ...
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What?
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Get rid of the fucking presidential pardon what a stupid concept.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bought a bunch of SOXL at $48 to put a lid on that bitch
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
SOXL record high.
UMich Current Economic Conditions record low of 50.7 @augurinfinity
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
One day SOXL bear market is over.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What the fuck is this?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really salty today.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
3 weeks to bleed out after doubling overnight, 2 days to recover.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
All of the worst companies up 8% +
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What do you know bonds losing value and purchasing power while stocks fly to the moon
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Shorting the shit take my money
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The answer was 6.35%. After 6.03% the previous day.

Quick break at +0.12%.

Preceded by +5.28%, 8.35%.

Quick break at +0.86%.

Preceded by +13.02%, +2.99%.
How much will SOXL print tomorrow…
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wow futures were almost down there for a minute before META +6%.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
😂 short PLTR
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by dhauge
NVDA CEO Jensen Huang was in the White House today just prior to this foul diatribe. It’s about time to explicitly ask him and the cohort of CEO’s who are busy sucking up to Trump if they endorse these sentiments. And many others.
Enough.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Back to both sides-ing god damnit
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM