That’s so fucking funny and ingenious. Maybe not even on purpose he’s just like “seems like a deserving demographic” 😭💀 akdhja millions misandrist

Thinking about this deeply rn cause I’m looking at my vampire au like “hmm what does he have down there… I cannot choose… they don’t have bottom surgery in the 1700s do they… I’m sorry sweetie. maybe it’s a vampire powered transition, I cheat the system!” 🤣

God I sound like such a dork akdhjajd look I just love my silly headcanons okay!!! I am cringe and free!!

If I do it’s mainly art of him as a teen/kid/pre “bottom growth.” I do still want to draw adult kvk scissoring in the future though… I feel like if I did draw adult Knives with a vulva it would be human au like before he gets any bottom surgery.

good good!! >:3 hehehe~

Thank you sm!! 🫶☺️

Hehehe 🤭
I was thinking before posting like “I know like 5 people who would be REALLY into this” you being one of them 🤣

‪This is an entire au with lore that I made in 2023 btw! 🤣 summary if anyone’s interested (⚠️ kvk, Implied plantwood) ‬

vampire au doc
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Little does Vash know this is actually Knives favorite monthly event. To be needed for his brother to survive, a lifeline requiring Vash to stay within arms reach??! 💦

🥺💘💘💘I try! if it’s not cute I’m not succeeding 🤣

🫶💞💞💞🥺 !!!

Watching Dune also is giving me some fun ideas. Like oh my god teen kv riding sandworms why did I not think of that before. Knives using his blades to attach himself onto the worms back. I wish I was a more proficient writer cause I have so many thoughts

I love you Mr. Millions… inventor of technology

I feel like Knives also deserves some of his own medicine. Strip that man naked and strap him to a gurney in the name of science!!! 🤣 I want the twins to run for their lives thinking they’re going to super mega earth prison only to be met with weird scientists who lack morals.

Vash and Knives are now intergalactic wanted criminals. Some scientists are driven by a desire for knowledge so deep they would travel across the galaxy to study these two. Imagining Vash now being chased by scientists and bounty hunters humors me.

Plants never get redemption in the series and it devastates me. At most the people of no man’s land have a better understanding of them as being living creatures instead of batteries.

I’d love post canon for Earth to fully connect with no man’s land.

Like yeah the outrage from people angry about it, but oh my god the things it would do for a revolution hahah. I sound so silly but I feel like there would be so many moved by this in both horror and sadness and not even independents but humans.