HawkeyeRob
@hawkeyerob.bsky.social
Public educator. Southeast Polk, Iowa, Drake grad. Twitter ex-pat.
Started on prednisone for a sinus/ear infection this afternoon, so if you wake up tomorrow to find that I was sharing reels or recipes at 3 am, no judgement, please.
a man in a red shirt is dancing with a woman in a blue dress and the words all night long are visible
ALT: a man in a red shirt is dancing with a woman in a blue dress and the words all night long are visible
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Started on prednisone for a sinus/ear infection this afternoon, so if you wake up tomorrow to find that I was sharing reels or recipes at 3 am, no judgement, please.
This is simultaneously my favorite Halloween and favorite Christmas movie.
A Wonderful Christmas Movie.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Henry Selick
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is simultaneously my favorite Halloween and favorite Christmas movie.
If you have Max and you haven’t watched The Pitt, I’m not sure what you’re doing with your life. If you have Max and you have watched the watched The Pitt but you haven’t recommended it to me, I’m questioning our friendship.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you have Max and you haven’t watched The Pitt, I’m not sure what you’re doing with your life. If you have Max and you have watched the watched The Pitt but you haven’t recommended it to me, I’m questioning our friendship.
Cheering for Indiana to win a B1G championship. What has this world come to?
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Cheering for Indiana to win a B1G championship. What has this world come to?
Iowa women up by 4 touchdowns at halftime.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Iowa women up by 4 touchdowns at halftime.
Rutgers makes it to double digits with 3:43 left in the first half.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rutgers makes it to double digits with 3:43 left in the first half.
There is nothing in the FS1 Wake Up Barstool ads that make me want to watch or listen to that show.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There is nothing in the FS1 Wake Up Barstool ads that make me want to watch or listen to that show.
The most realistic commercial on television is the one where a Michigan fan steals cotton candy from a child.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The most realistic commercial on television is the one where a Michigan fan steals cotton candy from a child.
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
If this game happened last year, Fran would have gotten multiple Ts for acting like Izzo has so far.
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If this game happened last year, Fran would have gotten multiple Ts for acting like Izzo has so far.
One of the best dialogue exchanges in all of Star Trek.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
One of the best dialogue exchanges in all of Star Trek.
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The first question for any ref doing an MSU game should be, “Are you scared of Izzo?” This crew would obviously fail that test.
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The first question for any ref doing an MSU game should be, “Are you scared of Izzo?” This crew would obviously fail that test.
It’s always fun to see my co-worker who graduated from MSU after we beat Sparty, so Ben and the boys have a lot of influence over how my Wednesday will go. Let’s go Hawks!
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s always fun to see my co-worker who graduated from MSU after we beat Sparty, so Ben and the boys have a lot of influence over how my Wednesday will go. Let’s go Hawks!
Great finish to the first half by Addie Deal
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Great finish to the first half by Addie Deal
Fairfield’s coach is pretty animated.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fairfield’s coach is pretty animated.
I like to imagine that at some point during the filming of StarTrek II, someone said, “Mr. Montalban, there is no such thing as overacting. Just watch Shatner. He’ll show you what to do.” To be clear, this is not a criticism, because it worked beautifully.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I like to imagine that at some point during the filming of StarTrek II, someone said, “Mr. Montalban, there is no such thing as overacting. Just watch Shatner. He’ll show you what to do.” To be clear, this is not a criticism, because it worked beautifully.
Iowa gets about 50 yards on a pass, and this guy is talking about how great Nebraska’s defense is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Iowa gets about 50 yards on a pass, and this guy is talking about how great Nebraska’s defense is.