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Aspiring author, book lover, witch, 🎹 teacher, socialist, nerd, homoflexible, gender fluid, polyamorous, autistic, chronically & mentally ill. I’m your MAGA uncle’s worst nightmare

WIP: The Price of Unicorn Blood

Current Read: SVSSS 4
Gianmarco Soresi, Lisa Gilroy, Jenny Tian
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Make it three I dare you
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m just gonna pretend it’s Stephen Miller bc I’ll believe he’s got an amoeba in his brain
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh my bad I thought it was present day welp lol
September 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Him, Dani Martineck, Raphael Corkhill (absolutely goated), the trio that read HFWU, they’re all fucking stellar.

Also I’m on chapter 26 of YWMTBH and I just kinda wanna puke
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is the first time I’ve ever legitimately thought I was reading an onion article
September 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by hazelholic📚🎹📝🔮🩷♾️
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I didn’t realize this was the Onion at first. Usually it’s the other way around.
September 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
FUCK YEAH LET’S GO REDNECKS
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM