Bon Motts
@heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social
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Bon Motts
@heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Dressing up my foreskin weights by getting gauges in my balls
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I watched the buffoon who once battled only hunger declare himself the fist of the nation. ‘My ki is for my people!’ he bellowed, as if cosmic power should answer to a border checkpoint. Even the dragon trembled — for nothing corrupts so swiftly as a simple man discovering patriotism.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I watched the buffoon who once battled only hunger declare himself the fist of the nation. ‘My ki is for my people!’ he bellowed, as if cosmic power should answer to a border checkpoint. Even the dragon trembled — for nothing corrupts so swiftly as a simple man discovering patriotism.
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
Top Shelf Friday time
What's a comic in your collection that you think deserves to be on that top shelf? Whether its a key, rare, or just one you love ❤️
Ghost Rider #1. Got a sweet deal on it as part of a lot. Was supposed to be a flip, but it’s such a gorgeous copy of a killer book. Love it
What's a comic in your collection that you think deserves to be on that top shelf? Whether its a key, rare, or just one you love ❤️
Ghost Rider #1. Got a sweet deal on it as part of a lot. Was supposed to be a flip, but it’s such a gorgeous copy of a killer book. Love it
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Top Shelf Friday time
What's a comic in your collection that you think deserves to be on that top shelf? Whether its a key, rare, or just one you love ❤️
Ghost Rider #1. Got a sweet deal on it as part of a lot. Was supposed to be a flip, but it’s such a gorgeous copy of a killer book. Love it
What's a comic in your collection that you think deserves to be on that top shelf? Whether its a key, rare, or just one you love ❤️
Ghost Rider #1. Got a sweet deal on it as part of a lot. Was supposed to be a flip, but it’s such a gorgeous copy of a killer book. Love it
“How about instead of ‘what I got, you gotta get it, put it in you’, ‘what I really want to do is hug and kiss you’?”
“That sounds great! Everyone can enjoy that!”
“That sounds great! Everyone can enjoy that!”
#MEOVV changes all fire-related lyrics in their song ‘BURNING UP’ for their '2025 MAMA Awards' performance, earning praise from netizens
MEOVV changes all fire-related lyrics in their song ‘BURNING UP’ for their '2025 MAMA Awards' performance, earning praise from netizens
MEOVV is receiving praise for making a last-minute change to their performance at the ‘2025 MAMA Awards.’On November 28, MEOVV made a…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“How about instead of ‘what I got, you gotta get it, put it in you’, ‘what I really want to do is hug and kiss you’?”
“That sounds great! Everyone can enjoy that!”
“That sounds great! Everyone can enjoy that!”
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Beastie Boys/Helmet/Faith No More
Hovercraft/Foo Fighters/Mike Watt (went for Watt, Foo were unknown)
Dolly Parton
Public Enemy/Sisters of Mercy/Gang of Four
Dr Lonnie Smith, like a zillion times, a GIANT and a wonderful, mischievous soul
Beastie Boys/Helmet/Faith No More
Hovercraft/Foo Fighters/Mike Watt (went for Watt, Foo were unknown)
Dolly Parton
Public Enemy/Sisters of Mercy/Gang of Four
Dr Lonnie Smith, like a zillion times, a GIANT and a wonderful, mischievous soul
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Cheap Trick w/ AC/DC opening (Bon Scott era, front row)
Pavement
Stevie Wonder
The Clash
The Who w/ Stevie Ray Vaughn + Fabulous Thunderbirds opening
Cheap Trick w/ AC/DC opening (Bon Scott era, front row)
Pavement
Stevie Wonder
The Clash
The Who w/ Stevie Ray Vaughn + Fabulous Thunderbirds opening
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Michael Jackson
Fugazi
Nirvana/Breeders
Exodus/Anthax/High on Fire
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Michael Jackson
Fugazi
Nirvana/Breeders
Exodus/Anthax/High on Fire
blink
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Beastie Boys/Helmet/Faith No More
Hovercraft/Foo Fighters/Mike Watt (went for Watt, Foo were unknown)
Dolly Parton
Public Enemy/Sisters of Mercy/Gang of Four
Dr Lonnie Smith, like a zillion times, a GIANT and a wonderful, mischievous soul
Beastie Boys/Helmet/Faith No More
Hovercraft/Foo Fighters/Mike Watt (went for Watt, Foo were unknown)
Dolly Parton
Public Enemy/Sisters of Mercy/Gang of Four
Dr Lonnie Smith, like a zillion times, a GIANT and a wonderful, mischievous soul
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
Really wish carrol o’connor was still with us, so we could have a PSA of Archie Bunker telling these shitheads to stifle it
"Daddy gave me my toy back" is very on brand for this evil pervert
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Really wish carrol o’connor was still with us, so we could have a PSA of Archie Bunker telling these shitheads to stifle it
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
🎵🎶
Topping off the water in the tub in the Hotel,
Because they never run out of hot water
🎶🎵
Topping off the water in the tub in the Hotel,
Because they never run out of hot water
🎶🎵
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
🎵🎶
Topping off the water in the tub in the Hotel,
Because they never run out of hot water
🎶🎵
Topping off the water in the tub in the Hotel,
Because they never run out of hot water
🎶🎵
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Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
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In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children
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oh come let us ignore him
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh come let us ignore him
This guy should have his son taken from him and placed with a family that has a soul
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This guy should have his son taken from him and placed with a family that has a soul
Bon’s (non-chef) no-skill cooking tips:
1. Don’t eat anything not meant to be cold straight out of the fridge. Double the flavor at room temp. Don’t believe me? Try it w cold cuts or cheese. Make em sweat
2. Quick pickles are a game changer
3. Condiments can make the meal (esp in a recession)
1. Don’t eat anything not meant to be cold straight out of the fridge. Double the flavor at room temp. Don’t believe me? Try it w cold cuts or cheese. Make em sweat
2. Quick pickles are a game changer
3. Condiments can make the meal (esp in a recession)
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bon’s (non-chef) no-skill cooking tips:
1. Don’t eat anything not meant to be cold straight out of the fridge. Double the flavor at room temp. Don’t believe me? Try it w cold cuts or cheese. Make em sweat
2. Quick pickles are a game changer
3. Condiments can make the meal (esp in a recession)
1. Don’t eat anything not meant to be cold straight out of the fridge. Double the flavor at room temp. Don’t believe me? Try it w cold cuts or cheese. Make em sweat
2. Quick pickles are a game changer
3. Condiments can make the meal (esp in a recession)
Peanut butter and banana with honey, doesn’t seem far-fetched?
i had someone actually laugh in my face when i said my favorite sandwich is peanut butter and fresh fruit.
like, don't knock till you try it, i guess?? 🤨
like, don't knock till you try it, i guess?? 🤨
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Peanut butter and banana with honey, doesn’t seem far-fetched?
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This is how you create a big tent
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is how you create a big tent
Hoping to have more and more reasons to post Madison McFerrin in the future
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November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hoping to have more and more reasons to post Madison McFerrin in the future
youtube.com/shorts/Rn_0j...
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I love how NYT‘s reaction to criticism of their journalism is to become the 40-something version of Seventeen magazine
Most people know that binge drinking, especially when it’s frequent, is dangerous for health. But is it still risky if you drink rarely, or not at all, for most of the year? We asked experts.
Is It OK to Binge Drink Occasionally?
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love how NYT‘s reaction to criticism of their journalism is to become the 40-something version of Seventeen magazine
On second thought, some people should use ChatGPT bc this shit is just awful
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
On second thought, some people should use ChatGPT bc this shit is just awful
They spent so much money on the dongle that diddles you when it didn’t even matter
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They spent so much money on the dongle that diddles you when it didn’t even matter
“You trust it over time, and it does have just this incredible contextual awareness of your whole life”
Slimin and Carbuncle
Slimin and Carbuncle
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“You trust it over time, and it does have just this incredible contextual awareness of your whole life”
Slimin and Carbuncle
Slimin and Carbuncle
Ronnie Mund doing copywriting at Yelp
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ronnie Mund doing copywriting at Yelp
So a 15 minute city would give most people an extra 2 hours a day? Sounds HORRIBLE
A new global study suggests that people everywhere, regardless of country or wealth, spend almost the same amount of time travelling each day — about 78 minutes.
www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
Canadian researchers uncover what they think is the real driver of transport demand
A new global study suggests that people everywhere, regardless of country or wealth, spend almost the same amount of time travelling each day — about 78 minutes.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So a 15 minute city would give most people an extra 2 hours a day? Sounds HORRIBLE