Heathers a Nutcracker
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heatherupperleft.bsky.social
Heathers a Nutcracker
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
Well he obviously deserves it after calling his “friends” “middle aged”
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Middle aged” Wow Tom. Wow.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I see now why my OCD bugs you a lil bit
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why?
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thought for you it would be more like shanksgiving this year
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh yeah, I do. I just don’t use it really
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Did you stash whiskey in the bathroom like I suggested?
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How did you peel it in one go like that
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just ignore your DMs for awhile now
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My Mom really liked Tylenol.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fine, I’ll stay off BlueSky. Sheesh.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I got a pull over hoody a couple years ago and it’s still one of my favorite hoodies. The fit is 🤌🏼
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“My BlueSky posts bring all the creeps to the yard and I’m like… it’s worse than yours”

-Morty probably
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don’t even think that was a horror, Tom.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dead of Winter?
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM