the way i have a dex build and im still fucking playing with LKS and AGS. cringe clings to me like a miasma of stank

anyway, if you time a Lothric Knight Sword's L2+R2 right, you kinda dive under her first sweep of the 360 combo and smack her out of it. very fun.

it's just. i literally learned her phase 1 from scratch just now? but i KNOW i killed her ass before, so what gives??

time for crab has long since been dealt with, btw. words from gf: 'getting [me] a hat that says 'Women want me, crab fear me.''

listen. AoA should not have been a standalone dlc. we know this. everybody knows this. everybody knows it should have been part of the base game. the milwood knights still make it worse.

it's always been so cool but the last update... uogh...

i don't really think about Gender a lot anymore. like, to Solve it for myself, yknow? when i do, it's more on lines of 'how do i explain it to others?' and it's just. do i have to?

guy who is going to play dks3 until it doesn't feel like straight shot of endorphins

were their possessive? were they just vicious? were they too psychosexually obsessed with each other? were they too co-dependent? were they of the deepest belief no one else could understand them? all of the above?

bagging your boss and his old man wife in one go...

but did they say yes 🧐

she's a 'quality caster' specializing in, obviously, Dark. though she does have quite a few weapons. End of Fire truther, obviously.

her thing is that she doesn't remember her life very well at all (Bearer of the Curse style) and latches onto these symbols of identity kinda like how Ysayle does with Shiva. but every time that fantasy becomes impossible to sustain, the trauma kinda muddles it up all worse and she goes for another.