I'm back to pouring cubes into my dispenser like a sucker these days and it sucks!!!

Dog Fister

when I was living in London my Irish colleague got the entire office to call me Footballer Hair after a particularly bold haircut.

Good luck. It's a lot of effort to sort out but sure does have some nice points once you make it work.

A few of my fellow American abroad friends are self-employed, and I think your other main things to confirm in advance are if you need any special business permit for your line of work and (unexpectedly) how big of a pain it'll be to file your taxes.

there's a priest who's job, twice a day, is to lift a floor stone in the nave and check the water level with a Holy Dipstick and communicate if the sluice needs adjusting

again, i am not exaggerating

This causes you stress but is a joy to me, thank you.

Guy looks like somebody shaved Alf and dressed him in human clothes

As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.

Very important guy for all the kids in 1990 who played little league but also wore glasses.

Really thought Lucy was going to let us kick the football this time.

The quora Taco Bell section has so many great questions

Spent all my time freshman year of college playing the better mod: Day of Defeat