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Niche Internet Macrocelebrity
@helenasbody.bsky.social
Weird tgirl kink account. Extremely powerful and evil bisexual. 20s, big, stompy, etc etc. No minors. DMs open if ur a mutual.
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new comme des garcons perfume flanker has a varnish note
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
cinema had a good run I guess
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sometimes I look at a really fucking big urban agglomeration like Tokyo and my first thought is "ok but what if I was gigantic and stepped on it and what if someone took an aerial view of it just marred with foot/paw craters"
I'm exceedingly normal
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
>girls when they have to explicitly do the thesis they agreed to for the major they picked
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey look at my face
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I did one line (granted it was a fucking fat line) and that shit had me like this
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
HEY! Did you know I played ffxiv? Did you know I did gposes in it? Did you know I have one gpose I like? HERE IT IS!

Get fucked, Ishgard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
finding out where this soyjak came from felt like discovering a lost chapter of the bible
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's 7am, I haven't slept, but I'm also debilitatingly horny
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm hitting this while listening to it it's so good
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
happy woke sharia day everyone
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
when the bjork vocals come up on top of the german opera ‼️
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This is what listening to the new Rosalia track feels like tbh
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Poasting the satyr pants again cuz these things make my ass look incredible
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Actual pic of me trying to ignore the tabletop store that advertised italian braibrot trading cards outside my apt in Rome every time I went to refill my water bottle
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I show up to ur city like 5 miles tall and ready to stomp in this fit wyd
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
MUGLER ANGEL MUSE: Last perfume I bought in Italy, in a little hole in the wall shop next to Vatican City. It's like Angel, but brighter and more hazelnut forward. Also discontinued, so finding this was a steal.
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
COMME DES GARÇONS PARFUMS CONCRETE: Yes, that bottle is dipped in concrete. A sweet, odd, powdery scent buoyed by Rose Oxide and Sandalwood. This is probably what the wellness room in Severance smells like
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
WIDIAN ASWAN: Wanted this one for a bit, a really exceptionally well done fruity, leathery perfume. My roommate says it smells like british colonialism.
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
19-69 ATLÂNTICO: I sampled a bunch from this house before settling on this one. A musky, kind of aquatic scent. Smells a bit melon-y, but also scarily like the ocean.
September 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ETAT LIBRE D'ORANGE GHOST IN THE SHELL: Came to this store looking for.. Nasomatto, I think? Left with this one. A lot of intentional synthetic notes, and a milk one. Smells like a new you.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ATELIER MATERI VANILLE CARBONE: Perfume clerk also showed me this one. Not a big Vanilla girl, but this one was soooo good, I caved. Very much a non-gourmand vanilla, and cold enough to wear in the dead heat of a Roman summer.
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
EPHEMERAL DYADIC DARK DREAMS: Bought this one cuz I asked the perfume store clerk for something weird. He said this had a gasoline note, so. Yeah. Still p wearable tho, thanks to the orange.
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BORNTOSTANDOUT BLACK MANGO: This one's interesting. It's a mango based fragrance, but the oud and leather add something.. else to it. My sister thinks it smells like something burning. My roomie calls it the tf2 perfume. I like it.
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
TAUER PERFUMES GOLESTAN: Literally the first perfume I bought when I landed in Rome. Very dry and sweet, the ambergris gives the utter shitton of floral notes in this a really good depth.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM