Mortimer The Hellcat
@hellcatm.bsky.social
Yeah I'm a cat ..... I'm over 400 years old. I probably have hairballs older than you.
They mostly want to kill you
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
They mostly want to kill you
Normal cats are stupid
It's curse I can understand them
It's curse I can understand them
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Normal cats are stupid
It's curse I can understand them
It's curse I can understand them
Now I just hang out with demons and other cats.
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Now I just hang out with demons and other cats.
Hey I got moves!
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hey I got moves!
Hey I was married
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hey I was married
Hahah...
*Sarcastic laugh*
Salem .. haven't heard that one before.... Sabrina the middle aged bitch
*Sarcastic laugh*
Salem .. haven't heard that one before.... Sabrina the middle aged bitch
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Hahah...
*Sarcastic laugh*
Salem .. haven't heard that one before.... Sabrina the middle aged bitch
*Sarcastic laugh*
Salem .. haven't heard that one before.... Sabrina the middle aged bitch
What up ladies?
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What up ladies?
Okay toots
*Jumps off the rail onto the floor*
*Jumps off the rail onto the floor*
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay toots
*Jumps off the rail onto the floor*
*Jumps off the rail onto the floor*
Well it's been nice talking babe but I have voles to eat
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well it's been nice talking babe but I have voles to eat
No I'm just very old toots
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No I'm just very old toots
Whatever kid I've had hairballs older than you.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Whatever kid I've had hairballs older than you.
I used to be a made man in the Mafia now I'm a fucking cat
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I used to be a made man in the Mafia now I'm a fucking cat
Well lad de da princess.
I don't think we are talking about the same kind of pet. Back in hell I share a room with a dragon
I don't think we are talking about the same kind of pet. Back in hell I share a room with a dragon
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well lad de da princess.
I don't think we are talking about the same kind of pet. Back in hell I share a room with a dragon
I don't think we are talking about the same kind of pet. Back in hell I share a room with a dragon
Now I'm the pet of a limey blonde pretty boy
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Now I'm the pet of a limey blonde pretty boy
That's the point
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That's the point
All because I killed a cat. Now I'm a pet for hell's royal family
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All because I killed a cat. Now I'm a pet for hell's royal family
It ain't so easy being shot in the back of the head and waking up in hell
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It ain't so easy being shot in the back of the head and waking up in hell
She married my brother after I was knocked off
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
She married my brother after I was knocked off
Yeah I used to be married before I was iced
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yeah I used to be married before I was iced
Wives.... Yeah I know how that is
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wives.... Yeah I know how that is
Ice cold
I just killed a cat by accident
I just killed a cat by accident
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ice cold
I just killed a cat by accident
I just killed a cat by accident
You would never kill a cat
*Laughs*
*Laughs*
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You would never kill a cat
*Laughs*
*Laughs*
*laughs*
Oh please.... Pal... Ive known witches and this doll ain't no which
Oh please.... Pal... Ive known witches and this doll ain't no which
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*laughs*
Oh please.... Pal... Ive known witches and this doll ain't no which
Oh please.... Pal... Ive known witches and this doll ain't no which