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Maybe he's out there somewhere, maybe...you could find "JIMMY!'?
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe he's out there somewhere, maybe...you could find "JIMMY!'?
I hope you're singing that to the tune of Personal Jesus!
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I hope you're singing that to the tune of Personal Jesus!
Fantastic! I got my bathroom cleaned while listening to this - hilarious! (The jokes, not the bathroom)
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Fantastic! I got my bathroom cleaned while listening to this - hilarious! (The jokes, not the bathroom)
No, it was graffiti on a wall round the back of Gordon Street. It's so ingrained in my memory that I reckon I could draw it. We lived in the countryside, so mum must've hyped this unremarkable graffiti to the point that it was a 'must see' when we visited.
August 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
No, it was graffiti on a wall round the back of Gordon Street. It's so ingrained in my memory that I reckon I could draw it. We lived in the countryside, so mum must've hyped this unremarkable graffiti to the point that it was a 'must see' when we visited.
My Nan lived in Goole. Highlights included using her outside toilet and going to see 'The man on the wall'.
August 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My Nan lived in Goole. Highlights included using her outside toilet and going to see 'The man on the wall'.
My Internet has decided to make a showing for once so many happy returns! 🍷
August 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My Internet has decided to make a showing for once so many happy returns! 🍷
I've finally caught up with The Wicker Man. I'm not ready for this. 😬
July 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I've finally caught up with The Wicker Man. I'm not ready for this. 😬
About nuclear war? Is it depressing? Or is a jolly about living in Dungeness?
July 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
About nuclear war? Is it depressing? Or is a jolly about living in Dungeness?
Nice thought, but I'll be reading it during a Yorkshire match at the Scarborough cricket festival. With a pint and some chips!
June 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nice thought, but I'll be reading it during a Yorkshire match at the Scarborough cricket festival. With a pint and some chips!
I'm saving the first one for my holiday so I'd better hurry up and read it.
June 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I'm saving the first one for my holiday so I'd better hurry up and read it.
That's horrible and my worst nightmare 😱
May 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That's horrible and my worst nightmare 😱
I think Phil is single. Maybe he could woo her away from her footballer boyfriend with V.I.P. tickets to the world matchplay in Blackpool. It would work for me!
May 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think Phil is single. Maybe he could woo her away from her footballer boyfriend with V.I.P. tickets to the world matchplay in Blackpool. It would work for me!
We used to climb into and play in a empty, rusty water tank. It could get quite hot in the summer and I feared being trapped and over-heated like Hannibal off of the A-Team when he's captured by the Japanese.
April 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We used to climb into and play in a empty, rusty water tank. It could get quite hot in the summer and I feared being trapped and over-heated like Hannibal off of the A-Team when he's captured by the Japanese.
Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. If I had it as a vinyl single I'd turn it into an ash-tray and invite all the smokers round.
April 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. If I had it as a vinyl single I'd turn it into an ash-tray and invite all the smokers round.
I didn't know Anita Harris had an orchard. If she's brewing cider and perry have half a dozen bottles of each.
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I didn't know Anita Harris had an orchard. If she's brewing cider and perry have half a dozen bottles of each.
Congratulations Dean, it looks fantastic - classy artwork 👍
March 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Congratulations Dean, it looks fantastic - classy artwork 👍
Is it a type of lilly? Generally I'm not keen but they look lovely.
March 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Is it a type of lilly? Generally I'm not keen but they look lovely.
I love Sparks and I absolutely get it. I hope one of the girls ops for a toothbrush moustache!
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I love Sparks and I absolutely get it. I hope one of the girls ops for a toothbrush moustache!
I was scarred when that character fell off the wall of the multistory. I don't know how old I was, maybe 7 or 8.
February 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I was scarred when that character fell off the wall of the multistory. I don't know how old I was, maybe 7 or 8.
Spotting Trevor would make a very poor drinking game.
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Spotting Trevor would make a very poor drinking game.
They still have Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey so there's hope.
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They still have Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey so there's hope.
I really don't like that picture even now.
January 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I really don't like that picture even now.
The Stranger Danger film I saw at primary school where there's a man on a park bench and his eyes go big and googly to make the point that he's a perv and shouldn't be trusted. Late 70's?
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Stranger Danger film I saw at primary school where there's a man on a park bench and his eyes go big and googly to make the point that he's a perv and shouldn't be trusted. Late 70's?