HellsJanitor
@hellsjanitor.co.uk
Survival streamer. Twitch, G-Portal & YouTube partner. Official #7DaystoDie creator. #brokenankle
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Y’know, if someone had told me that I’d not only be playing, but streaming and ENJOYING GTA V, I’d have said you were high, lying or both 😂🤣
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April 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Y’know, if someone had told me that I’d not only be playing, but streaming and ENJOYING GTA V, I’d have said you were high, lying or both 😂🤣
oh, the irony of someone posting "your an idiot" ...
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April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
oh, the irony of someone posting "your an idiot" ...
you know what?
Screw imposter syndrome - I like what I do as a streamer, and I'm good at it.
There, I said it.
Screw imposter syndrome - I like what I do as a streamer, and I'm good at it.
There, I said it.
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March 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
you know what?
Screw imposter syndrome - I like what I do as a streamer, and I'm good at it.
There, I said it.
Screw imposter syndrome - I like what I do as a streamer, and I'm good at it.
There, I said it.
How to fall down a flight of stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 8
Step 11
Floor
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 8
Step 11
Floor
March 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
How to fall down a flight of stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 8
Step 11
Floor
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 8
Step 11
Floor
hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did they really expect anything else? 😂
Did they really expect anything else? 😂
In 1999, a gang of thieves was forced to do community service along a road in Rotherham. The next spring the daffodils coming into bloom spelt out the words ‘shag’ and ‘bollocks’.
March 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did they really expect anything else? 😂
Did they really expect anything else? 😂
having an absolute blast on streams lately, revisiting #grounded after 2 years away, and we even had a surprise drop-in from @obsidian.net themselves!!
Hopefully tackling the Broodmother and the Stump Lab today, so at 5pm GMT (noon EST), drop in and say hello! 🙂
twitch.tv/hellsjanitor
Hopefully tackling the Broodmother and the Stump Lab today, so at 5pm GMT (noon EST), drop in and say hello! 🙂
twitch.tv/hellsjanitor
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
having an absolute blast on streams lately, revisiting #grounded after 2 years away, and we even had a surprise drop-in from @obsidian.net themselves!!
Hopefully tackling the Broodmother and the Stump Lab today, so at 5pm GMT (noon EST), drop in and say hello! 🙂
twitch.tv/hellsjanitor
Hopefully tackling the Broodmother and the Stump Lab today, so at 5pm GMT (noon EST), drop in and say hello! 🙂
twitch.tv/hellsjanitor
ok, I relented and checked my Twitter (🤢) For You feed.
Since when did that platform turn into a Wish.com TikTok?
I swear, so many ads/video posts. It's as bad, or worse, than Facebook ...
Since when did that platform turn into a Wish.com TikTok?
I swear, so many ads/video posts. It's as bad, or worse, than Facebook ...
March 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ok, I relented and checked my Twitter (🤢) For You feed.
Since when did that platform turn into a Wish.com TikTok?
I swear, so many ads/video posts. It's as bad, or worse, than Facebook ...
Since when did that platform turn into a Wish.com TikTok?
I swear, so many ads/video posts. It's as bad, or worse, than Facebook ...
we were all lied to.
Nickelback were NEVER bad, they were always fire
Nickelback were NEVER bad, they were always fire
February 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
we were all lied to.
Nickelback were NEVER bad, they were always fire
Nickelback were NEVER bad, they were always fire
it's 2025 people.
When will this misogyny in the gaming space stop?
"Women don't belong in the video game industry". Whoever the fuck said that needs to give their head a wobble and get in the bin.
When will this misogyny in the gaming space stop?
"Women don't belong in the video game industry". Whoever the fuck said that needs to give their head a wobble and get in the bin.
February 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
it's 2025 people.
When will this misogyny in the gaming space stop?
"Women don't belong in the video game industry". Whoever the fuck said that needs to give their head a wobble and get in the bin.
When will this misogyny in the gaming space stop?
"Women don't belong in the video game industry". Whoever the fuck said that needs to give their head a wobble and get in the bin.
ugh - why is @obsproject.com constantly crashing? Never used to be this bad 🤦♂️
One crash yesterday, two today - three tomorrow?
I really hope not ...
One crash yesterday, two today - three tomorrow?
I really hope not ...
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February 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ugh - why is @obsproject.com constantly crashing? Never used to be this bad 🤦♂️
One crash yesterday, two today - three tomorrow?
I really hope not ...
One crash yesterday, two today - three tomorrow?
I really hope not ...
How would a Twitch partner go about getting a partnership with @elgato.com and/or @steelseries.com ?
Asking for a friend …
Asking for a friend …
February 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How would a Twitch partner go about getting a partnership with @elgato.com and/or @steelseries.com ?
Asking for a friend …
Asking for a friend …
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What an incredible phrase I just heard:
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. You only gargled.”
There could be occasions where this could be put to good use in the future …
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. You only gargled.”
There could be occasions where this could be put to good use in the future …
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February 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What an incredible phrase I just heard:
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. You only gargled.”
There could be occasions where this could be put to good use in the future …
“Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. You only gargled.”
There could be occasions where this could be put to good use in the future …
Damn, it’s only February? This feels like the longest year ever already …
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Damn, it’s only February? This feels like the longest year ever already …
freaking awesome. Leave the fascists on the other platform - hopefully they'll self-destruct ...
January 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
freaking awesome. Leave the fascists on the other platform - hopefully they'll self-destruct ...
Things I hate about X/Twitter
1. It’s run by a literal nazi
2. It’s full of ads
3. It’s full of bots
4. Links are actively suppressed
5. It’s “pay to win”
6. It’s now a right wing propaganda machine.
7. Did I mention it’s owned and operated by a LITERAL nazi?
Better on Bluesky 🙂
1. It’s run by a literal nazi
2. It’s full of ads
3. It’s full of bots
4. Links are actively suppressed
5. It’s “pay to win”
6. It’s now a right wing propaganda machine.
7. Did I mention it’s owned and operated by a LITERAL nazi?
Better on Bluesky 🙂
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Things I hate about X/Twitter
1. It’s run by a literal nazi
2. It’s full of ads
3. It’s full of bots
4. Links are actively suppressed
5. It’s “pay to win”
6. It’s now a right wing propaganda machine.
7. Did I mention it’s owned and operated by a LITERAL nazi?
Better on Bluesky 🙂
1. It’s run by a literal nazi
2. It’s full of ads
3. It’s full of bots
4. Links are actively suppressed
5. It’s “pay to win”
6. It’s now a right wing propaganda machine.
7. Did I mention it’s owned and operated by a LITERAL nazi?
Better on Bluesky 🙂
25 years ago was the millennium.
In 25 years time, we’ll be halfway through the 21st Century …
If you were there for the millennium - how’s your back/hips/knees doing? 😜
In 25 years time, we’ll be halfway through the 21st Century …
If you were there for the millennium - how’s your back/hips/knees doing? 😜
January 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
25 years ago was the millennium.
In 25 years time, we’ll be halfway through the 21st Century …
If you were there for the millennium - how’s your back/hips/knees doing? 😜
In 25 years time, we’ll be halfway through the 21st Century …
If you were there for the millennium - how’s your back/hips/knees doing? 😜
Question.
When you talk about "supporting streamers", what does that mean to YOU?
To me, just turning up and watching is enough. You don't even have to chat - lurk away 🙂
Follows are nice, and monetary support is a bonus, but your time is the thing I appreciate the most.
How about you guys?
When you talk about "supporting streamers", what does that mean to YOU?
To me, just turning up and watching is enough. You don't even have to chat - lurk away 🙂
Follows are nice, and monetary support is a bonus, but your time is the thing I appreciate the most.
How about you guys?
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Question.
When you talk about "supporting streamers", what does that mean to YOU?
To me, just turning up and watching is enough. You don't even have to chat - lurk away 🙂
Follows are nice, and monetary support is a bonus, but your time is the thing I appreciate the most.
How about you guys?
When you talk about "supporting streamers", what does that mean to YOU?
To me, just turning up and watching is enough. You don't even have to chat - lurk away 🙂
Follows are nice, and monetary support is a bonus, but your time is the thing I appreciate the most.
How about you guys?
One thing they don’t tell you as you age …
Queues!!!
Queue at the hospital yesterday, queue at the pharmacy today, queue in the supermarket…
Bloody queues everywhere!!!
Queues!!!
Queue at the hospital yesterday, queue at the pharmacy today, queue in the supermarket…
Bloody queues everywhere!!!
January 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
One thing they don’t tell you as you age …
Queues!!!
Queue at the hospital yesterday, queue at the pharmacy today, queue in the supermarket…
Bloody queues everywhere!!!
Queues!!!
Queue at the hospital yesterday, queue at the pharmacy today, queue in the supermarket…
Bloody queues everywhere!!!
An easy way to get to know me.
I don't care if you're white, black, or any other colour or creed.
I don't care if you believe or don't believe in a deity.
I don't care what gender you identify as, or what your sexual preference is.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. 🙂
I don't care if you're white, black, or any other colour or creed.
I don't care if you believe or don't believe in a deity.
I don't care what gender you identify as, or what your sexual preference is.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. 🙂
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January 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
An easy way to get to know me.
I don't care if you're white, black, or any other colour or creed.
I don't care if you believe or don't believe in a deity.
I don't care what gender you identify as, or what your sexual preference is.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. 🙂
I don't care if you're white, black, or any other colour or creed.
I don't care if you believe or don't believe in a deity.
I don't care what gender you identify as, or what your sexual preference is.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. 🙂
Ok, that’s enough social media for me. Came here to get away from that petulant nazi man child, not to find him trending.
I’m out for now. Fucking depressing and downright frightening.
I’m out for now. Fucking depressing and downright frightening.
January 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ok, that’s enough social media for me. Came here to get away from that petulant nazi man child, not to find him trending.
I’m out for now. Fucking depressing and downright frightening.
I’m out for now. Fucking depressing and downright frightening.
what is with every cashier these days giving change back incorrectly?
They ALWAYS do notes first, and coins on top; so annoying!
Seriously, can we please have change given back correctly?
Coins FIRST, then notes!!
They ALWAYS do notes first, and coins on top; so annoying!
Seriously, can we please have change given back correctly?
Coins FIRST, then notes!!
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January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
what is with every cashier these days giving change back incorrectly?
They ALWAYS do notes first, and coins on top; so annoying!
Seriously, can we please have change given back correctly?
Coins FIRST, then notes!!
They ALWAYS do notes first, and coins on top; so annoying!
Seriously, can we please have change given back correctly?
Coins FIRST, then notes!!
I bet that whoever invented the cheese grater never gave a single thought to how it could be cleaned safely ...
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January 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I bet that whoever invented the cheese grater never gave a single thought to how it could be cleaned safely ...