Sara Hates Baseball
@helmerroids.bsky.social
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Red Wings 🐙 🏒 and Tigers 🐯 ⚾️ . Meme Factory CEO 🏭 🌈 . Proud inverter of the Y-axis 🎮. TTRPG novice 🎲
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Mass hallucination that a baseball game happened and Detroit lost? Tigers Derangement Syndrome is out of control.
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Who has to wake up early? Not me. Or maybe I do and can’t remember. Who could be sure?
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At least the game didn’t end with something really stupid.
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Based on the last two seasons, I liked going from zero to hero to zero more than going hero to zero to even more zero
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I’m a Tigers fan not a baseball fan
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It’s a lot of money we will be able to afford both
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Does that game count as a horror movie for my list
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It’s 1am you can’t be using vocabulary words like microcosm haven’t you ever read the constitution
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Defund ICE, give the money to Tarik Skubal. #Sara4POTUS
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Anyway, I’m sure the Red Wings will be fine
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But still, give Tarik Daniel Skubal all the money.
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Your changeup hasn’t worked in 6 months
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Oh yeah it’s all coming together. Stupid games leading to stupid prizes.
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Ready to close the app so fast
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Tigers just hit a fucking dinger ffs