Helen
@helonzyz.bsky.social
30+ | Shouts to the void | Dabbles in Illustration |
Lives on the internet | Obsesses over fictional things | Should game more...
📍UK
🌐 https://linktr.ee/hellonsy
Lives on the internet | Obsesses over fictional things | Should game more...
📍UK
🌐 https://linktr.ee/hellonsy
Would not recommend trapping your thumb in a car door, 0/10 💀
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Would not recommend trapping your thumb in a car door, 0/10 💀
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This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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As usual my Sp*tify wrapped is messed up. Like for the most part it's accurate, but some of my top songs I swear I haven't listened to that much and ones I know I have aren't up the list? What?? Make it make sense 🤷🏻♀️
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As usual my Sp*tify wrapped is messed up. Like for the most part it's accurate, but some of my top songs I swear I haven't listened to that much and ones I know I have aren't up the list? What?? Make it make sense 🤷🏻♀️
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
I love when the GP rings the wrong phone, so you miss the call... You have both numbers why wouldn't you call both?? Now I don't know if/when they'll ring... This phonecall's not even for me ffs... 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I love when the GP rings the wrong phone, so you miss the call... You have both numbers why wouldn't you call both?? Now I don't know if/when they'll ring... This phonecall's not even for me ffs... 🫠
I've just gotten rid of some GCSE/A level artwork, that I didn't realise I still had:
1. Were my teachers blind & how did I get the grades I did?
2. Was everyone lying to me when they said I was a good artist??
They were all terrible! 😂😂
Thank God my digital art is better! (When I make it..)
1. Were my teachers blind & how did I get the grades I did?
2. Was everyone lying to me when they said I was a good artist??
They were all terrible! 😂😂
Thank God my digital art is better! (When I make it..)
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I've just gotten rid of some GCSE/A level artwork, that I didn't realise I still had:
1. Were my teachers blind & how did I get the grades I did?
2. Was everyone lying to me when they said I was a good artist??
They were all terrible! 😂😂
Thank God my digital art is better! (When I make it..)
1. Were my teachers blind & how did I get the grades I did?
2. Was everyone lying to me when they said I was a good artist??
They were all terrible! 😂😂
Thank God my digital art is better! (When I make it..)
When going to the gym in the morning, I need to not check the weather. Morning me is an asshole; I checked, rolled over and went back to sleep... 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When going to the gym in the morning, I need to not check the weather. Morning me is an asshole; I checked, rolled over and went back to sleep... 🫠
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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
For as long as I can remember, I've drawn. In recent years, it stopped & I have no idea why.
In the last couple of days, I've really wanted to draw but no matter what I do, it looks awful & feels wrong.
I've suffered art block but not like this. What is it? Art depression?? how do I overcome it?!
In the last couple of days, I've really wanted to draw but no matter what I do, it looks awful & feels wrong.
I've suffered art block but not like this. What is it? Art depression?? how do I overcome it?!
a cat with a sad look on its face is laying down on a yellow blanket
ALT: a cat with a sad look on its face is laying down on a yellow blanket
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November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For as long as I can remember, I've drawn. In recent years, it stopped & I have no idea why.
In the last couple of days, I've really wanted to draw but no matter what I do, it looks awful & feels wrong.
I've suffered art block but not like this. What is it? Art depression?? how do I overcome it?!
In the last couple of days, I've really wanted to draw but no matter what I do, it looks awful & feels wrong.
I've suffered art block but not like this. What is it? Art depression?? how do I overcome it?!
I'm so unused to sending emails, that the few I'm now having to send are grating on me... It could be worse, it could be phone calls but I just want to bury my head in the sand...
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants holding a hammer while laying on the ground .
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November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm so unused to sending emails, that the few I'm now having to send are grating on me... It could be worse, it could be phone calls but I just want to bury my head in the sand...
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This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
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Where’s the “fuck off” cup?
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Where’s the “fuck off” cup?
Sadly I got spoiled about Rosie. But still, what the actual fuck Alastor, how is this better??
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November 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sadly I got spoiled about Rosie. But still, what the actual fuck Alastor, how is this better??
And with that, my busy October is over. Only got ill at the end of it, that ain't too bad
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November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And with that, my busy October is over. Only got ill at the end of it, that ain't too bad
Why is this train like a sauna... 🫠
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Why is this train like a sauna... 🫠
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My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
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Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
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December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Tenerife has been great, cancelled flight however, not so much... They're putting us in hotels but no idea when our actual flight is 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tenerife has been great, cancelled flight however, not so much... They're putting us in hotels but no idea when our actual flight is 🫠
Why does this hotel keep playing Christmas songs... Granted it's happened twice, but that's twice too many.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why does this hotel keep playing Christmas songs... Granted it's happened twice, but that's twice too many.
No one warned me that Tenerife would be so humid
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October 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
No one warned me that Tenerife would be so humid
A certain airline thinks it's acceptable to play THAT song repeatedly whilst waiting for the plane to take off... 💀
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A certain airline thinks it's acceptable to play THAT song repeatedly whilst waiting for the plane to take off... 💀
Well they'd be shit either way so it's no surprise he's being lazy about it too
October 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well they'd be shit either way so it's no surprise he's being lazy about it too