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9th Infantry Division (Mopedized)
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
9th Infantry Division (Mopedized)
America switched to 9mm after .38 Special faded from fame in the 80s
a man with a red scarf around his neck is playing a guitar .
Alt: a man with a red scarf around his neck is playing a guitar - a live shot of the band 38 Special
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November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
America switched to 9mm after .38 Special faded from fame in the 80s
Agree. In his image, he’s already charged into a room, throwing the door wide, and he’s unarmed. Only question is whether he gets done in by a trap or a volley of spears.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Agree. In his image, he’s already charged into a room, throwing the door wide, and he’s unarmed. Only question is whether he gets done in by a trap or a volley of spears.
A long, long time ago on Amtrak’s NE regional, our train broke down outside Newark and young (very hungover) me spent 2 hours staring out the window at a bag of garbage on the side of the tracks. That day, the 6 hr train ride became 10.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A long, long time ago on Amtrak’s NE regional, our train broke down outside Newark and young (very hungover) me spent 2 hours staring out the window at a bag of garbage on the side of the tracks. That day, the 6 hr train ride became 10.
CAVEAT: Pay close attention to your body and remember that it is no longer 25.
You should not worry about what other people think but worry very much about how your body will betray you without proper stretching and careful warmup.
You should not worry about what other people think but worry very much about how your body will betray you without proper stretching and careful warmup.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
CAVEAT: Pay close attention to your body and remember that it is no longer 25.
You should not worry about what other people think but worry very much about how your body will betray you without proper stretching and careful warmup.
You should not worry about what other people think but worry very much about how your body will betray you without proper stretching and careful warmup.
Just to be sure, I’ll go back earlier and take Ralph Nader to a deserted isle before he can file to run for President.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just to be sure, I’ll go back earlier and take Ralph Nader to a deserted isle before he can file to run for President.
This is not a particularly helpful clarification insofar as I still can’t see where the -ee’s pet of it comes from. Clearly evil magic at work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is not a particularly helpful clarification insofar as I still can’t see where the -ee’s pet of it comes from. Clearly evil magic at work.
Because nothing says new generation of leadership like a first time candidate in their 50s.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Because nothing says new generation of leadership like a first time candidate in their 50s.
Indeed. And we thank him especially for bringing us the antics of Brod. We salute you with this cousin.
a black and white dog is laying on the floor
Alt: a Bernese mountain dog wiggles and holds out its paw. I honor of Irish President Michael Higgins’ dog, Brod, who livened many an official event.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Indeed. And we thank him especially for bringing us the antics of Brod. We salute you with this cousin.
You can’t escape him.
a man wearing a cowboy hat has a robotic face coming out of his mouth
Alt: Yul Brenner as a robotic cowboy has his face slide open and off to reveal his circuits. From the movie Westworld.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You can’t escape him.
As long as we’re sticking with 80s toys themes.
Monchichi, monchichi
Monchichi, monchichi
a stuffed monkey wearing a red bandana that says monchhiks
Alt: a stuffed monkey wearing a red bandana that says monchichi
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November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
As long as we’re sticking with 80s toys themes.
Monchichi, monchichi
Monchichi, monchichi
This is also the reason why DCA has too many flights already.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is also the reason why DCA has too many flights already.
Missed opportunity to reference BRAVE PEOPLES FORCES OF DONT CARE BEAR MOTOR RIFLE DIVISION.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Missed opportunity to reference BRAVE PEOPLES FORCES OF DONT CARE BEAR MOTOR RIFLE DIVISION.
Feeling very McClellan gets Lee’s plans for Antietam and still fucks it up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Feeling very McClellan gets Lee’s plans for Antietam and still fucks it up.
But what about the matching stereo cabinet with 8-track tape and turntable
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
But what about the matching stereo cabinet with 8-track tape and turntable
Was it $200K for only the one song? I know they also shot the video for “Morning After” on the same trip.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Was it $200K for only the one song? I know they also shot the video for “Morning After” on the same trip.
And remember, you have Apple Pie Mac n’ Cheese waiting for you at home!
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
And remember, you have Apple Pie Mac n’ Cheese waiting for you at home!
Natty Bo in a flute glass. I’m dying!
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Natty Bo in a flute glass. I’m dying!
Completely in your corner on this given Mr. Scalzi’s burrito creations.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Completely in your corner on this given Mr. Scalzi’s burrito creations.
Be careful or egg will post you.
a close up of a rock with a spider web coming out of it
Alt: From the movie Aliens, a xenomorph egg opens in preparation for release of the face hugger.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Be careful or egg will post you.
The English have caused a lot of the world’s problems including for all their immediate neighbors and don’t see why they should apologize for it. A fair amount of generalization is called for.
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The English have caused a lot of the world’s problems including for all their immediate neighbors and don’t see why they should apologize for it. A fair amount of generalization is called for.
What does Dad think cargo pockets are for??
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What does Dad think cargo pockets are for??