Herbert Braun
@herbert-braun44.bsky.social
Acesexual; 29
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emotional support millenial
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
emotional support millenial
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
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Sigh Im tired of grocery lists, Im tired of planning what meals to make each day, I'm tired of grocery shopping, I'm tired of putting groceries away and I'm tired of cooking LMAO.
I simply dont want to anymore hahahaha.
I simply dont want to anymore hahahaha.
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sigh Im tired of grocery lists, Im tired of planning what meals to make each day, I'm tired of grocery shopping, I'm tired of putting groceries away and I'm tired of cooking LMAO.
I simply dont want to anymore hahahaha.
I simply dont want to anymore hahahaha.
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yeah im in too deep #alphys #undertale
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
yeah im in too deep #alphys #undertale
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I still have my vita cos it just feels nice to hold
Man, remember when how something feels in your hands was part of market research?
Man, remember when how something feels in your hands was part of market research?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I still have my vita cos it just feels nice to hold
Man, remember when how something feels in your hands was part of market research?
Man, remember when how something feels in your hands was part of market research?
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I spend all weekend off the internet and then the first thing I see is people say the Wii U had a better first year than the Switch.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I spend all weekend off the internet and then the first thing I see is people say the Wii U had a better first year than the Switch.
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The depreciation of computer technology puts car depreciation to shame, and Nvidia's server GPUs are some of the most expensive pieces of technology on the planet.
Aging so rapidly as to make "securing the cost of the loan that bought them against their value" seems insane.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The depreciation of computer technology puts car depreciation to shame, and Nvidia's server GPUs are some of the most expensive pieces of technology on the planet.
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And understand: an Nvidia RTX 5090 that you can plug into your home computer? That's $3000. That's an insane price for a gaming card.
Now realize that Nvidia's Blackwell server GPUs cost more than $30,000.
Each.
And companies are buying millions of them, to sit in warehouses and wait.
Now realize that Nvidia's Blackwell server GPUs cost more than $30,000.
Each.
And companies are buying millions of them, to sit in warehouses and wait.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
And understand: an Nvidia RTX 5090 that you can plug into your home computer? That's $3000. That's an insane price for a gaming card.
Now realize that Nvidia's Blackwell server GPUs cost more than $30,000.
Each.
And companies are buying millions of them, to sit in warehouses and wait.
Now realize that Nvidia's Blackwell server GPUs cost more than $30,000.
Each.
And companies are buying millions of them, to sit in warehouses and wait.
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People say this a lot and it's a fundamental misunderstanding of the "GPUs" in question.
Server GPUs are not graphics cards as you know them. They won't work in your PC. They have a few other uses but their main strength is computation, number crunching.
When the bubble pops most will end up junk.
Server GPUs are not graphics cards as you know them. They won't work in your PC. They have a few other uses but their main strength is computation, number crunching.
When the bubble pops most will end up junk.
On the plus side it’ll be a lot easier to get a GPU once the bubble bursts and those things are liquidated for pennies on the dollar
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
People say this a lot and it's a fundamental misunderstanding of the "GPUs" in question.
Server GPUs are not graphics cards as you know them. They won't work in your PC. They have a few other uses but their main strength is computation, number crunching.
When the bubble pops most will end up junk.
Server GPUs are not graphics cards as you know them. They won't work in your PC. They have a few other uses but their main strength is computation, number crunching.
When the bubble pops most will end up junk.
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Quentin Tarantino is a sloppy bitch who runs his mouth unprofessionally and doesn't hide his foot fetish. It's true. But pretending his movies suck is silly. You may not personally like them, but he's not a hack.
I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.
I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Quentin Tarantino is a sloppy bitch who runs his mouth unprofessionally and doesn't hide his foot fetish. It's true. But pretending his movies suck is silly. You may not personally like them, but he's not a hack.
I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.
I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.
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every generation before mine ruined the world. millennials couldn't assist the ruination because capitalism crushed our dreams and the dreams of zoomers and alphas.
you don't get to blame us for not enjoying our suffering *and* tell us you're the best. fuck you. eat me.
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you don't get to blame us for not enjoying our suffering *and* tell us you're the best. fuck you. eat me.
bsky.app/profile/slcl...
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
every generation before mine ruined the world. millennials couldn't assist the ruination because capitalism crushed our dreams and the dreams of zoomers and alphas.
you don't get to blame us for not enjoying our suffering *and* tell us you're the best. fuck you. eat me.
bsky.app/profile/slcl...
you don't get to blame us for not enjoying our suffering *and* tell us you're the best. fuck you. eat me.
bsky.app/profile/slcl...
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年末はたくさん再掲していいってどっかで読んだ|202406-showroom
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
年末はたくさん再掲していいってどっかで読んだ|202406-showroom
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Wonder Woman but her ass is too wide for the average doorway.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wonder Woman but her ass is too wide for the average doorway.
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Just remember: having obnoxious phrases to confuse and infuriate The Olds has always, since pre-history, just been part of the game (which you just lost)
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just remember: having obnoxious phrases to confuse and infuriate The Olds has always, since pre-history, just been part of the game (which you just lost)
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February 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Silly Hat Season Sinclaire Sunday.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Silly Hat Season Sinclaire Sunday.
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EDI, no, every bone Joker has is basically hollow you're gonna destroy him
#masseffectnsfw #pregnantpinup #robotpreg
#masseffectnsfw #pregnantpinup #robotpreg
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
EDI, no, every bone Joker has is basically hollow you're gonna destroy him
#masseffectnsfw #pregnantpinup #robotpreg
#masseffectnsfw #pregnantpinup #robotpreg
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very proud of the Mass Effect team for this one
they knew exactly how immature their audience was, because I am willing to bet they found “probing Uranus” just as funny as we did
they knew exactly how immature their audience was, because I am willing to bet they found “probing Uranus” just as funny as we did
can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
very proud of the Mass Effect team for this one
they knew exactly how immature their audience was, because I am willing to bet they found “probing Uranus” just as funny as we did
they knew exactly how immature their audience was, because I am willing to bet they found “probing Uranus” just as funny as we did
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Catmaid doing what she does best: wearing anything but her actual maid uniform!
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Catmaid doing what she does best: wearing anything but her actual maid uniform!