Mysterious Noodle
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Hunger pang whispers,
Egg and noodles intertwine,
Ramen warms the soul.
I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda
Propagator of low quality memes
Ezekiel 23:20
Ramén
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Egg and noodles intertwine,
Ramen warms the soul.
I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda
Propagator of low quality memes
Ezekiel 23:20
Ramén
🇺🇸 ⚧ 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
I bought Trump a fidget spinner when Kimmel suggested in 2017. Your turn.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I bought Trump a fidget spinner when Kimmel suggested in 2017. Your turn.
Now in caplets.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Now in caplets.
easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission
Thoughts and Prayers and pet food
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Thoughts and Prayers and pet food
Republicans have pushed the Unitary Executive "theory" since Nixon.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Republicans have pushed the Unitary Executive "theory" since Nixon.
Citizens united sealed the deal that health insurance corporations are people that never get sick and never get old but have all the rights as a natural person to deny you coverage.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Citizens united sealed the deal that health insurance corporations are people that never get sick and never get old but have all the rights as a natural person to deny you coverage.
The Republican Party is literally church and state.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Republican Party is literally church and state.
I survived the flaming skull attacks from Russian trolls in 2016. I would send them pictures of cruise missiles targeting their troll farm. They would gang up on me and get my account suspended over and over again.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I survived the flaming skull attacks from Russian trolls in 2016. I would send them pictures of cruise missiles targeting their troll farm. They would gang up on me and get my account suspended over and over again.
Based on a true story
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Based on a true story
Because, Jesus!
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Because, Jesus!
No more Mad Magazine
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No more Mad Magazine
Reminds me of Ann on Arrested Development.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reminds me of Ann on Arrested Development.
They lase a stick of frozen light and create a weapon which they point at their professor's house full of popcorn for tricking them into creating a weapon.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They lase a stick of frozen light and create a weapon which they point at their professor's house full of popcorn for tricking them into creating a weapon.
Wasn't that the plot to a 1980s movie?
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wasn't that the plot to a 1980s movie?
