Phill
@hesjustphill.bsky.social
I attempt to tell a computer what to do
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how could you not like an infinitely scalable yet local database
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
how could you not like an infinitely scalable yet local database
I have a bad habit of making bad habits
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have a bad habit of making bad habits
I just heard Bluesky referred to as “the left’s twitter alternative”
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just heard Bluesky referred to as “the left’s twitter alternative”
@jcsalterego.bsky.social JERRY this is… Grandma 🌸 I HOPE you’re Well… Tell LOUIS I’m home For CHRISTMAS 🎄… if the BUS ALLOWS… I went to log into my RECIPES website today… but it WAS saying “WRONG HORSE” 🐴 I don’t even HAVE a hrse?? I FOUND a coupn for POTATOES 🥔… but it EXPIRED in 97 Love you 💕🚂🍪
September 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social JERRY this is… Grandma 🌸 I HOPE you’re Well… Tell LOUIS I’m home For CHRISTMAS 🎄… if the BUS ALLOWS… I went to log into my RECIPES website today… but it WAS saying “WRONG HORSE” 🐴 I don’t even HAVE a hrse?? I FOUND a coupn for POTATOES 🥔… but it EXPIRED in 97 Love you 💕🚂🍪
This is amazing
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is amazing
micro dosing starvation with intermittent fasting
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
micro dosing starvation with intermittent fasting
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A whole cake would fix me 🎂
A whole pie would fix me.
A slice of pie would fix me.
August 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A whole cake would fix me 🎂
feelin like Sisyphus with these dishes
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
feelin like Sisyphus with these dishes
they should invent a brain that can remember things
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
they should invent a brain that can remember things
this that sky im talkin bout @ranch.is.sick.fyi
July 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this that sky im talkin bout @ranch.is.sick.fyi
i bought pine-sol because their TikTok ads have become a vocal stim
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i bought pine-sol because their TikTok ads have become a vocal stim
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bröther have you seen … the sky?!? ✨IMACCULATE✨
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
bröther have you seen … the sky?!? ✨IMACCULATE✨
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oh my gah good meowning
a girl sits at a desk with a pen in her hand looking at a cartoon cat
ALT: a girl sits at a desk with a pen in her hand looking at a cartoon cat
media.tenor.com
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
oh my gah good meowning
micro dosing a mental breakdown
July 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
micro dosing a mental breakdown
from the creators of Love Island comes a new journey of human emotion HATE ISLAND!!!!
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
from the creators of Love Island comes a new journey of human emotion HATE ISLAND!!!!
“laborious” has such great mouth feel. 11/10 would say again.
July 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“laborious” has such great mouth feel. 11/10 would say again.
of course I know how to get home, that’s my emotional support GPS
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
of course I know how to get home, that’s my emotional support GPS
discover is cooking for me lately good job @pfrazee.com
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
discover is cooking for me lately good job @pfrazee.com
why do we care about syllables
July 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
why do we care about syllables
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
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“Ogg Vorbis” is a beautiful baby girl’s name
July 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Ogg Vorbis” is a beautiful baby girl’s name