Hewso
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Editor of Player2.net.au, Australia's 4th best video game coverage parody site. Come for the games, stay for the BBQ. I make no apologies for food photo spam. Join me here for the sweary version of my thoughts... he/him, writes on Ngunnawal land
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Look... fairly decent bunch right there....
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Why does every piece of software feel more needy than an attention-starved Labrador these days?

"How was my last search?" "Did I get that right?" "Please don't uninstall me!" "Are you sure you don't want me to be the default?"

God, they all need some self-esteem therapy.
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Traditional pre-PAX flight beer photo
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That does not surprise me
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Current odds on Sports Bet
$1.04 - Utter Failure
$1.20 - Worst Game Released since Postal
$1.40 - The studio never releases another game again
$10000 - The game is good.

Gamble Responsibly
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Tips for getting ready for a trip to Melbourne

1) pack for all 4 seasons
2) Pray Melbourne doesn't invent a 5th season while you are there.
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The more I think about it, the more I feel the current price for Gamepass is what it should have always been. I totally understand people cancelling and being angry because it is a lot, but at the same time, I am ok if the money goes towards dev stability.

With M$ it probably won't tho.
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Wouldn't be a trip to Singapore without some Black pepper crab
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Yeah it seemed a bit out of place in the heat
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Pils was a really good one. Perfect for the weather. The others were ok, not amazing but perfectly drinkable
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Oh look... Found a brewery in Clarke Quay, Singapore....

It would be rude to pass it by right?
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It without fail... QANTAS fucks another flight for us.

How are they legally allowed to be this incompetent
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I'm a sucker for a pork burrito from Zambreos
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For sure. Later in the week would be ideal if that works for you
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This time tomorrow, I will be about halfway to one of my absolute favourite places on the planet, Singapore.

I will then proceed to eat my body weight in Satay, Laksa, Claypot Chicken Rice and Pepper Crab.

I feel zero shame regarding these intentions.
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Tymon was easily one of the nicest, most enthusiastic developers I have ever interviewed. His passion was contagious.
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God, I am so annoyed by this.

If you are going to touch up the Mona Lisa, you don't get a year 10 Art Teacher to do it....