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If you’re looking for an anecdotal recession indicator, I’ve seen no fewer than 10 posts on Facebook from local small businesses that are either closing immediately or are on the verge of closing by the end of the year.

Shop small if you can.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The pickle fries at McDonald’s are surprisingly good? Sweeter than I was expecting but I found myself eating them more than the plain ones.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did I spy bulk crafting in the new Animal Crossing update trailer? Kinda buried the lede there, Nintendo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We need a @pluto.tv channel that airs holiday themed episodes of classic TV shows.
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well… you’re not wrong, Inspiro Bot.
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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David Lynch's house is up for grabs.

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around!

1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fuck every single politician who would rather get campaign donations from the NRA than keep people safe.
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot" sounds like a line Sufjan Stevens would write for his Ohio album before deciding to abandon the project
"I gave my life to Christ in their parking lot"
August 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me: Aww, I wanna give my new chickens cute, punny food names!

Stardew Valley: Sorry, all I heard was “Arbitrary Character Limit Hijinks”
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
August 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Vanilla ice cream with black cherry seltzer is my ~lil’ treat reward~ for dealing with a very emotional toddler all day.
August 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I got to level 3 in Habitica by improving my real-life habits!
August 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I got to level 2 in Habitica by improving my real-life habits!

Any other #Habitica users out there with tips?
August 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today was a parenting shit show (literally), but my kid made up for it by singing the “Mamaaaa, ooooohh OOOOOOHH ooooooooohh” bit from “Bohemian Rhapsody” all day.
August 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Gonna ugly cry in public today
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The first time I felt my son kick in my belly was when we were watching “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse” and I’m fairly certain it was during a Spider-Punk scene
'Spider-Punk' animated film is in the works 🕸️

Daniel Kaluuya is co-writing the script

(via Deadline)
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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We're doing a giveaway with Cards Against Humanity for their 100th Anniversary Edition Game 🟡⚫️

Rules:

1️⃣ Follow @culturecrave.co and @cardsagainsthumanity.com

2️⃣ Repost and like this post

5 winners will be notified on July 29
July 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I had a septoplasty & turbinate reduction last week, and finally got my stents out today.

I am OVERWHELMED by smells! I have never smelled so many smells before! How do you all live like this?!
July 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am so sick of people gleefully reveling in the harm they cause others.
July 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
All the Indiana Jones nostalgia posts made me momentarily scared that Harrison Ford had died
July 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The day we missed the exit for the world’s largest Culver’s still haunts me
June 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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There are people who want/need to write and there are people who just want to call themselves writers. The one thing genAI *has* done is made that difference extremely clear.
May 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM