Tell me why the first thing I actually hear from this new Taylor album, not opinions, the actual music, is the chorus of Father Figure in a BillFord edit
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Tell me why the first thing I actually hear from this new Taylor album, not opinions, the actual music, is the chorus of Father Figure in a BillFord edit
I'm making Varun labels for his Gundam card game decks, and when I asked him if he wanted to use the number shipping format he was like "what is that" and OH the laugh I had.
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm making Varun labels for his Gundam card game decks, and when I asked him if he wanted to use the number shipping format he was like "what is that" and OH the laugh I had.
I'm just gonna say it. That brother and sister in the new season of Wednesday were giving
September 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm just gonna say it. That brother and sister in the new season of Wednesday were giving
Hate being read like this by someone named "titty respecter" 🙄
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hate being read like this by someone named "titty respecter" 🙄
I needed to share my story with the world.
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I needed to share my story with the world.
"Don't"
-me, smoking a cigarette, 2025
-me, smoking a cigarette, 2025
August 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Don't"
-me, smoking a cigarette, 2025
-me, smoking a cigarette, 2025
Oh, I'm about to be insufferable
August 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh, I'm about to be insufferable
I feel physically insane like I can feel the comforting grip of sanity loosening its hold on me and pushing me into the road with its sole desire that I be hit by the car that kills me and ends my suffering
August 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I feel physically insane like I can feel the comforting grip of sanity loosening its hold on me and pushing me into the road with its sole desire that I be hit by the car that kills me and ends my suffering
I about had a damn heart attack in Costco 😵💫
August 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I about had a damn heart attack in Costco 😵💫
Let's go lesbians!!!
July 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Let's go lesbians!!!
They literally packaged this man with A BABY he is KNOCKED UP am I a joke to these people
July 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They literally packaged this man with A BABY he is KNOCKED UP am I a joke to these people
My beloved went to Florida Supercon on Saturday without me with one mission: find me Ford Pines. And he succeeded! But I have no idea who this artist is, and reverse image search has led me to like 5 different people.
If you're the #gravityfalls artist that was at Supercon, I wanna see your work!
If you're the #gravityfalls artist that was at Supercon, I wanna see your work!
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My beloved went to Florida Supercon on Saturday without me with one mission: find me Ford Pines. And he succeeded! But I have no idea who this artist is, and reverse image search has led me to like 5 different people.
If you're the #gravityfalls artist that was at Supercon, I wanna see your work!
If you're the #gravityfalls artist that was at Supercon, I wanna see your work!
I am literally always thinking about these two tweets @obiwormkenobi.bsky.social made eons ago
July 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am literally always thinking about these two tweets @obiwormkenobi.bsky.social made eons ago
Will someone *please* invite Hozier in already, he's been standing outside for years.
July 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Will someone *please* invite Hozier in already, he's been standing outside for years.
Barry Allen: ska punk forever
Bart Allen: Waffle House forever
Bart Allen: Waffle House forever
July 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Barry Allen: ska punk forever
Bart Allen: Waffle House forever
Bart Allen: Waffle House forever
Sometimes you just gotta post Captain Cold’s nipples and go
July 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sometimes you just gotta post Captain Cold’s nipples and go
If I had the power to retcon anything, my immediate first choice would be the 2003 Teen Titans series in its entirety with THESE EXCEPTIONS:
-Eddie Bloomberg is accepted onto a super teen team
-Zachary Zatara exists
-Miss Martian exists
-that one panel of Bart saying damn
-Eddie Bloomberg is accepted onto a super teen team
-Zachary Zatara exists
-Miss Martian exists
-that one panel of Bart saying damn
July 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If I had the power to retcon anything, my immediate first choice would be the 2003 Teen Titans series in its entirety with THESE EXCEPTIONS:
-Eddie Bloomberg is accepted onto a super teen team
-Zachary Zatara exists
-Miss Martian exists
-that one panel of Bart saying damn
-Eddie Bloomberg is accepted onto a super teen team
-Zachary Zatara exists
-Miss Martian exists
-that one panel of Bart saying damn
THIS NEW KESHA SONG IS SO AXEL-CODED!!!! KNOWERS OF THE DEEP LORE, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!
July 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
THIS NEW KESHA SONG IS SO AXEL-CODED!!!! KNOWERS OF THE DEEP LORE, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!
Can't believe Alex Warren literally said "hey, you know that song I wrote about my dead parents? I don't think it's about them anymore" because of the sheer number of people doing sad edits to it.
Can't believe Eternity is about Ted and Booster, wow.
Can't believe Eternity is about Ted and Booster, wow.
June 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Can't believe Alex Warren literally said "hey, you know that song I wrote about my dead parents? I don't think it's about them anymore" because of the sheer number of people doing sad edits to it.
Can't believe Eternity is about Ted and Booster, wow.
Can't believe Eternity is about Ted and Booster, wow.
Daily reminder that it was canon that Wally West was a premature ejaculator.
June 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Daily reminder that it was canon that Wally West was a premature ejaculator.
The writer of this article really understands me.
June 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The writer of this article really understands me.
Scott Lobdell reads my blog
June 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Scott Lobdell reads my blog
Who's on first-ass conversation
June 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Who's on first-ass conversation