The Hidden Zoo
@hiddenzoo.bsky.social
One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Do you mean this article or his entire existence?
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Do you mean this article or his entire existence?
But also sometimes he didn't
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
But also sometimes he didn't
He gave himself an out with number 5
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He gave himself an out with number 5
The co-host of the dead podcast this account is for does props (don't know if you need a prop or not as I skipped to TLDR) and lives in Spokane, WA which is another town that goes nuts when movies are made there. I can pass the video along if you are interested
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The co-host of the dead podcast this account is for does props (don't know if you need a prop or not as I skipped to TLDR) and lives in Spokane, WA which is another town that goes nuts when movies are made there. I can pass the video along if you are interested
There are tens of us
Warbling off-key-ass motherfucker
Warbling off-key-ass motherfucker
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There are tens of us
Warbling off-key-ass motherfucker
Warbling off-key-ass motherfucker
Plot twist: the replacement is just ChatGPT in a necktie
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Plot twist: the replacement is just ChatGPT in a necktie
She'd be real mad! Until the kid turns 15
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
She'd be real mad! Until the kid turns 15
It's hard to burn down the concept of bad boomer punctuation
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's hard to burn down the concept of bad boomer punctuation
The constant use of extra long ellipses makes me want to commit arson
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The constant use of extra long ellipses makes me want to commit arson
Because he's a moron
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Because he's a moron
You ain't done shit, bitch
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You ain't done shit, bitch
Fuck off, you dumb fascist pricks
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Fuck off, you dumb fascist pricks
I was the only person I know who was like "They just did a Death Star run!" Thank God someone else noticed
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I was the only person I know who was like "They just did a Death Star run!" Thank God someone else noticed
Oh, for sure. Where I think it's different, though, is that Tolkein made all the lore for himself. Lucas et al have spent almost 50 years spinning lore for fans who can't live without knowing the name, species, homeworld, and life story of everyone in the Mos Eisley Cantina.
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, for sure. Where I think it's different, though, is that Tolkein made all the lore for himself. Lucas et al have spent almost 50 years spinning lore for fans who can't live without knowing the name, species, homeworld, and life story of everyone in the Mos Eisley Cantina.
I will die convinced that Star Wars ruined us by making so many people absolutely NEED to know every tiny detail of a story. Everything and everyone must have a backstory! To the point that the actual story will be sacrificed in service of the backstory sometimes!
I even say this as a Star Wars fan
I even say this as a Star Wars fan
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I will die convinced that Star Wars ruined us by making so many people absolutely NEED to know every tiny detail of a story. Everything and everyone must have a backstory! To the point that the actual story will be sacrificed in service of the backstory sometimes!
I even say this as a Star Wars fan
I even say this as a Star Wars fan
It honest to God pisses me off that the guy who wrote the novel was so enamored of his edgy, "adult" version of Oz that he ignored the fact that the tin man has a fucking origin story. Dude's gonna hack out some Oz fanfic without even knowing Oz canon.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It honest to God pisses me off that the guy who wrote the novel was so enamored of his edgy, "adult" version of Oz that he ignored the fact that the tin man has a fucking origin story. Dude's gonna hack out some Oz fanfic without even knowing Oz canon.
Definitely gonna get my political opinions from Dude With Stock Photo Of Woman Eating Salad Face
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Definitely gonna get my political opinions from Dude With Stock Photo Of Woman Eating Salad Face
My God, what a loser
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My God, what a loser
Ol' Bjorn makes a ton of money just by saying his shitty opinions out loud. That's way easier.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ol' Bjorn makes a ton of money just by saying his shitty opinions out loud. That's way easier.
When people go on about his philanthropy I like to tell them how he's directly responsible for one of the covid vaccines being patented and for the paucity of vaccines in the global south.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When people go on about his philanthropy I like to tell them how he's directly responsible for one of the covid vaccines being patented and for the paucity of vaccines in the global south.