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Michael
@himichaelhere.bsky.social
Digital art, D&D, live comedy, step-dad, husband, a bit tall, probably too old for all this nail varnish, likes pomelo, convivial as fuck out here. 🇬🇧🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈
I remember this being my favourite storyline...

When it came out...

23 years ago..?!

Maybe this explains why nobody gets the reference when I go "Mr. Mallory!" like an irate cosmology professor
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There we go - no need for an office Christmas party this year, when your present is EVERYONE WAS IN FURIOUS 7!!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here lies @himichaelhere, who was tragically struck down by watching the last ten minutes of Celebrity Traitors :(
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That's not what people mean when talking about donating hair
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I remember being a kid and realising that we do have Sarlacc Pits in real life, they're just real small and there's millions of them and they're on the end of fish, and they can get on you and...

..lampreys made me profoundly unhappy for about a fortnight of 1993.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Stir!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Maybe one day, in a more tolerant future 🥲
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Not some crazy acrobatics, but Dan smiling obliviously because everyone's giggling at him and he doesn't know why yet - but he feels safe because whatever it is, we're all human
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There's no social space like a morning after like that with friends - I've been monogamous for fifteen years, and of everything from before, those moments are the ones that linger in my memory most vividly.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
♥️♥️ I've said this so many times! Or at a big group thing the next morning when everyone's just chilled, laughing, and maybe wearing an overcoat with nothing underneath because they stepped out for a cigarette or something.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You are likely to be eaten by a queue.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The most erotic image of 1986 by far
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Making slightly more empathetic lovers, one plumbed butthole at a time
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It gets easier to stand on one side of the absolute and get mad at the other, but I doubt many people are thinking of Google AlphaFold 3 (protein folding) or Meta Andromeda (ad targeting) when discussing "AI" in the public discourse, even though they're pretty significant case studies
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's one of those nuanced iceberg topics that I understand the importance of the general public being aware of, it's just always frustrating seeing it boiled down to "Is [x] good and should be everywhere forever, or bad and be banned and everyone associated with it is evil?"
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This account looks pretty inactive. I know this. I equally know that I feel the need to express to Eneba that every time I read the name of their company, in my mind it is to the tune of the lyrics "Makeba", from the song "Makeba", by Jain
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A great, nuanced read. I wasn't at all educated on AAN, and frankly a lot of the information in there brought someone in my life uncomfortably to mind.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Thanks for the update - will buy the engys a coffee or two :)
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You might like this (independent creator) YouTube 3D animation channel that got attention after being featured on Corridor Crew:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxN2...

I love the dread
Gojira ゴジラ - blender animation
YouTube video by TAIYAKI
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
☹️
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Though, having said that I would also add that up until the moment it becomes clear in my eyes what the issue is, I do tend towards the hope that the person before me is simply a rampaging dickhead in general.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The few times I've unequivocally been on the receiving end as a fairly pale mixed-race man with a reasonably neutral British accent, I find my empathy and curiosity around the perpetrator's motivations drops off a cliff.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Blocking is the doing a poo of the soul
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
THE. BLUE. RANGER. IS. THE BEST. POWER. RANGER. SO. THERE.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM