Connection Slut
@hirsutepursuit8.bsky.social
Queer demisexual. Nonbinary. Solo poly. Side/Top. Bator who wants to smell your pits. Yeah, I’m complicated but so are you 😋. Let’s connect. Bateworld: jjtokes82
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NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
Don't USE this. Don't engage with it. Don't rely on it.
The cops should NEVER interact with your phone until they have a warrant to do it.
NEVER
NEVER
Don't USE this. Don't engage with it. Don't rely on it.
The cops should NEVER interact with your phone until they have a warrant to do it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
Don't USE this. Don't engage with it. Don't rely on it.
The cops should NEVER interact with your phone until they have a warrant to do it.
NEVER
NEVER
Don't USE this. Don't engage with it. Don't rely on it.
The cops should NEVER interact with your phone until they have a warrant to do it.
Words I will never say…
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Words I will never say…
Woke up horny AF! Is it an edge-all-day kinda day or a cum-as-much-as-possible kind of day? Time will tell!
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Woke up horny AF! Is it an edge-all-day kinda day or a cum-as-much-as-possible kind of day? Time will tell!
🥵 and now I’m in one…
June 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🥵 and now I’m in one…
🤤
May 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🤤
My Saturday so far…
May 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My Saturday so far…
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39 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 19, 1986, "Kiss" by Prince and the Revolution reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
April 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
39 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 19, 1986, "Kiss" by Prince and the Revolution reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
🎶Midday bate, midday bate, today I get to enjoy a midday bate🎶
Yeah, I’m singing a lil ditty about today’s simple joy. Don’t mind me.
Yeah, I’m singing a lil ditty about today’s simple joy. Don’t mind me.
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎶Midday bate, midday bate, today I get to enjoy a midday bate🎶
Yeah, I’m singing a lil ditty about today’s simple joy. Don’t mind me.
Yeah, I’m singing a lil ditty about today’s simple joy. Don’t mind me.
Apparently we have the same brain…
My brain while sucking dick: "This is soooo much better than breathing air"
My ADHD* brain: "🎶I want to be the very best like no one ever was, to catch cum is my real test draining balls is my cause🎶"
*undiagnosed
My ADHD* brain: "🎶I want to be the very best like no one ever was, to catch cum is my real test draining balls is my cause🎶"
*undiagnosed
April 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Apparently we have the same brain…
I jerked off all morning, did nothing all afternoon, spent the evening playing Mario Kart and eating pizza with friends and now I’m watching MST3K. Haven’t had a Friday like that since I was a teenager…
February 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I jerked off all morning, did nothing all afternoon, spent the evening playing Mario Kart and eating pizza with friends and now I’m watching MST3K. Haven’t had a Friday like that since I was a teenager…
Just shot this intense load 🥵 and have already started round 2. I can see what kind of day this is gonna be…
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just shot this intense load 🥵 and have already started round 2. I can see what kind of day this is gonna be…
Just shot this intense load 🥵 and have already started round 2. I can see what kind of day this is gonna be…
February 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just shot this intense load 🥵 and have already started round 2. I can see what kind of day this is gonna be…
What they said…
hey so who stinks around here
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What they said…
Update: I’m a bit feral this week. 😈
Update: I was right. I’m a bit feral this weekend. 🥵
The morning wood was relentless today. I have a feeling the afternoon and night woods will be today too. 😏
February 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Update: I’m a bit feral this week. 😈
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It’s very simple. All I need is a big blanket, a breakfast sandwich, twelve hours of sleep, and a different government.
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s very simple. All I need is a big blanket, a breakfast sandwich, twelve hours of sleep, and a different government.
Update: I was right. I’m a bit feral this weekend. 🥵
The morning wood was relentless today. I have a feeling the afternoon and night woods will be today too. 😏
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Update: I was right. I’m a bit feral this weekend. 🥵
The morning wood was relentless today. I have a feeling the afternoon and night woods will be today too. 😏
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The morning wood was relentless today. I have a feeling the afternoon and night woods will be today too. 😏
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I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)
I live in a city where the delicious, authentic ramen restaurant playe country music to appease the clientele. I need to move.
January 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I live in a city where the delicious, authentic ramen restaurant playe country music to appease the clientele. I need to move.
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Me when thirsty during the night:
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me when thirsty during the night:
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
If it wasn’t pre-scented, I’d totally buy this.
January 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If it wasn’t pre-scented, I’d totally buy this.
I may be a grown ass person but I’m still immature enough that the fact that posts are called skeets here is gonna keep me on this app for a mighty long time.
January 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I may be a grown ass person but I’m still immature enough that the fact that posts are called skeets here is gonna keep me on this app for a mighty long time.
Went to bed early last night with a headache so I missed my (almost) daily nut. But that led to two 🥜s before 9:30am so I’m not complaining. Thanks to my dick for making up for lost time 😜
January 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Went to bed early last night with a headache so I missed my (almost) daily nut. But that led to two 🥜s before 9:30am so I’m not complaining. Thanks to my dick for making up for lost time 😜
Oink 🐽
January 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oink 🐽