─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ
@hitechthief.bsky.social
𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗬 , 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑩𝒀 , 𝐀 𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙏𝙃
𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 ── .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
uh, yeah .ᐟ thanks .
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Oh, this is so lovely ! I cannot believe I met another who speaks my language !
I am so impressed ! 😊
I am so impressed ! 😊
[ HE AWKWARDLY NODS ALONG WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS . 💀🙏 ]
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
uh, yeah .ᐟ thanks .
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[ HE AWKWARDLY NODS ALONG WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS . 💀🙏 ]
[ Evelyn’s eyes widen ]
Oh ! You speak my language ? 😦How odd… perhaps one of my dear friends must’ve taught you !
[ She begins HAPPILY yapping in Mezillian 😭 🙏]
Oh ! You speak my language ? 😦How odd… perhaps one of my dear friends must’ve taught you !
[ She begins HAPPILY yapping in Mezillian 😭 🙏]
[ he doesn't understand, but he just nods along and acts like he does . 💀 ]
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
[ HE AWKWARDLY NODS ALONG WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS . 💀🙏 ]
[ he doesn't understand, but he just nods along and acts like he does . 💀 ]
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
Oh, pardon me. I said [ something in Mezillian 😭]
a what - a - what .ᐣ 😦
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
[ he doesn't understand, but he just nods along and acts like he does . 💀 ]
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
oh, uh huh, yeah, y'don't say .ᐣ 💧
a what - a - what .ᐣ 😦
Oh, you are referring to [ something in mezillian ] . Of course, I understand.
I know exactly what you are referring to.
I know exactly what you are referring to.
you know, like, ren - AISSANCE .ᐟ the era, girl ── the time period .ᐟ it's a whole gatherin' focused around that .
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
a what - a - what .ᐣ 😦
you know, like, ren - AISSANCE .ᐟ the era, girl ── the time period .ᐟ it's a whole gatherin' focused around that .
What is the ren faire ? Does someone by the name of ‘Ren’ own it ?
[ @xofredrosesx.bsky.social . ]
nice lookin' old fashioned dress, yo ── you on your way to the ren faire or what .ᐣ
nice lookin' old fashioned dress, yo ── you on your way to the ren faire or what .ᐣ
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
you know, like, ren - AISSANCE .ᐟ the era, girl ── the time period .ᐟ it's a whole gatherin' focused around that .
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ
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ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
like ... who are these few people .ᐣ 💧
Yes. The opinions of a few people are the most important to me. ✨
select ... few .ᐣ
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
like ... who are these few people .ᐣ 💧
select ... few .ᐣ
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
I suppose that is true, but I am looking for the opinions of a select few. 👺
uh, yeah .ᐟ i'm sure just about anyone'll give you an opinion .
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October 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
select ... few .ᐣ
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
uh, yeah .ᐟ i'm sure just about anyone'll give you an opinion .
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… Is that so ? Perhaps I will give it a try.
I will need the opinion of another first before I proceed. ✨
I will need the opinion of another first before I proceed. ✨
they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
uh, yeah .ᐟ i'm sure just about anyone'll give you an opinion .
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they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺
. . . Continue speaking. 👺
there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺
in more ways than one .
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Yer tellin’ me. What a disgusting creature.
i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
in more ways than one .
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i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ
Well, ‘m big enough t’admit when ‘m wrong.
yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ
there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺
I would never wear pants... ! I could never show off my ankles ! 😦
[ HELP. 😭]
[ HELP. 😭]
see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺
yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
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[Clover looks between the photos. It finally seems to click to them that these are two separate individuals.]
[Clover looks between the photos. It finally seems to click to them that these are two separate individuals.]
[ pulling out this photo of the 80s bebop 💀 ]
you're mistakin' me for THIS big loser, aren't ya .ᐣ.ᐣ
you're mistakin' me for THIS big loser, aren't ya .ᐣ.ᐣ
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺
Why, it most certainly is -- ! 🙁
i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺
... WAAIIITT, WAIT WAIT .ᐟ
[Clover just crosses their arms.]
i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
... WAAIIITT, WAIT WAIT .ᐟ
i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔
Oh, peacocks are such lovely creatures ... ! But I am afraid that.. you are not a peacock.
. . .
I am not saying that you are NOT lovely, you look wonderful in your attire, but rather um... I .. oh my goodness, I have fumbled my words. 💧
[ Evelyn . 😭]
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I am not saying that you are NOT lovely, you look wonderful in your attire, but rather um... I .. oh my goodness, I have fumbled my words. 💧
[ Evelyn . 😭]
girl . ✋️
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
October 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔
i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ
I’ll add “lyin’” t’ the list of things you’ve done now.
WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ
thank you, thank you . ✨️
[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]
[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
thank you, thank you . ✨️
[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]
[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]
girl . ✋️
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
Why, this is my casual attire! I do not understand what it is you are saying.
[ “casual” 💀 . ]
[ “casual” 💀 . ]
the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
girl . ✋️
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──
The what ??
... uh, do you need help findin' the renaissance faire .ᐣ
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October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──
[ he reappears not too far away, posing . ]
wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ
wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
[ he reappears not too far away, posing . ]
wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ
wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ
WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ
You know whatcha did.
dAWWGGG .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ he looks so offended 💀 ]
sheeeesh, no need to sound all hostile 'bout it .ᐟ
[ he looks so offended 💀 ]
sheeeesh, no need to sound all hostile 'bout it .ᐟ
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ
sure thing .ᐟ watch this ── heehee .ᐟ
[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
October 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sure thing .ᐟ watch this ── heehee .ᐟ
[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]