Hobgoblin Shopkeeper
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Markathra | 32 | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!
These hooligans, always looking for shortcuts! Trying to convince me to sell them level 99 cursed bastard swords when they're barely level 2.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
These hooligans, always looking for shortcuts! Trying to convince me to sell them level 99 cursed bastard swords when they're barely level 2.
We will all return to worm someday 🪱😌🪱
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We will all return to worm someday 🪱😌🪱
Ah! Interesting. Why the worm god?
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ah! Interesting. Why the worm god?
You let Rupert out of the cage? Is he doing just fine?
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You let Rupert out of the cage? Is he doing just fine?
Hey man no worries I gave it to the- ah crap
a computer generated image of a person being struck by light
Alt: A sableye eating a crystal
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November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey man no worries I gave it to the- ah crap
I made a goblin clone posse to dismantle your cloning crystals and now we (you, I, and the goblin and all of their clones) are getting ice cream. Happy birthday!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I made a goblin clone posse to dismantle your cloning crystals and now we (you, I, and the goblin and all of their clones) are getting ice cream. Happy birthday!!
The mask-portion of the masquerade is the hamfisted visualization of having something to hide, deception, secrecy, etc. But not me, I'm 100% honest and wouldn't attend a masquerade for all the money in the world!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The mask-portion of the masquerade is the hamfisted visualization of having something to hide, deception, secrecy, etc. But not me, I'm 100% honest and wouldn't attend a masquerade for all the money in the world!!
Happy birthday Rupert! Was this goblin also clone? I need to know for science!
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy birthday Rupert! Was this goblin also clone? I need to know for science!
Ah! Good, I will boil it posthaste, let me bring it to the cauldron OOOF OUCH AGH IT STUNG ME AAAAH
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Ah! Good, I will boil it posthaste, let me bring it to the cauldron OOOF OUCH AGH IT STUNG ME AAAAH
Can I boil it or is that going to make it mad
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Can I boil it or is that going to make it mad
Hell yeah go for it!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hell yeah go for it!!
HELL YEAH!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
HELL YEAH!!!!
He says thank you!
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He says thank you!
Nice!! Sorry I missed it the first time around, looks awesome!
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nice!! Sorry I missed it the first time around, looks awesome!
Behold! Ooga booga and all that
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Behold! Ooga booga and all that