Wouldn’t they need police and Highway Authority approval for this? Have they given enough notice? It might get banned and we can all relax. #TheArchers

Is it going to have Kenton on a PA system saying who’s trundling past? That’s hardly appointment listening.

Hopefully they’ll cover a carol concert at The Laurels or The Bull blowing up on the day instead. #TheArchers

Space station.

No, I think he was drumming his hands on a table top for some reason. #TheArchers

Roy Tucker would make sense in the circs. and sadly I wasn’t expecting to hear from him again. Mike or Brenda would be a compromise on that front…

…so it will probably be Auntie Chris, or Marky, or Carol Toboggan, or - oh no - please no - not Shula! 😱 #TheArchers

Tiger Crawford. “Ello, Pusscat”. He might put some vim back into the old grouch. 🥳 #TheArchers

She watches Bert Horrobin stir puddings, the minx. #TheArchers

But who on Earth, if their marriage is collapsing, goes on holiday with their in-laws (who they never particularly got on with)? #TheArchers

Strong drink in excess is my guess, which could also explain how the sheep were left to run wild. #TheArchers

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Talking of which, he’s gone very quiet with no-one seeming to ‘want a word’. Is he in Scotland or Blackpool? Or neither? I’m struggling to keep up.

Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers